Colin

What Magic: The Gathering color and play style best describes the starters?

Hmm, it’s close, but I think no

It might be something you want to do with some older boys though…

Signing up for swimming lessons. This farce has gone on long enough and I need to learn to do a new thing

Thiesse dropping him with a devastating midwestern nice “you tried your best” before

Isabella’s swag simply too much for the USA

Thiesse did her job, Dropkin just not clean enough

Dropkin just not quite shooting as well as in the Semi. Going to need something a little more to get gold here

I need the Kcoreys to pick it up

Congratulations, my friend! Best of luck on the news side!

This is correct

Every minute of my lifting session today felt like absolute hell, but I did it

Cory put down the entire country of Italy there. Cold blooded

Oh man, this curling match

Cory Thiesse looks like a straight killer. She’s put someone in the ground

Also, my restraint to keep from making Kok jokes has been heroic

I am happy to root for the Dutch speed skaters, but Leerdam really pushes the envelope

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

The best Pokemon award goes to the Squirtle Gang

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

Seeing Dunkin’ ad:

I put $150K on the Giants to win the Super Bowl on Kalshi today, so wish me luck

This is a joke for like 4 people on this whole website

Some people will be saying “Go Seahawks” or “Go Patriots” and I will be saying “Amber Glenn taps 5 mana to put out a 6/4 beast with trample”

That team skate was intense and so fun

Skating for the United States today: Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein

(I’m just kidding of course, this rules)

I demand to know her preferred color and play style before I stan

Respectfully, I must disagree. I would be dead well before the first hill