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There’s a lot in this part of the release to shake you up, but the trafficking victim who apparently authored it crossing out ‘woman’ in Sylvia Plath’s poem and substituting ‘girl’… I won’t soon forget that.

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

I knew it was going to be bad, but I didn't know it would be "putting Joe Rogan in the corner of Kid Rock's performance like it's a 2015 Youtube Let's Play" bad

Cannot explain the feeling of having my parents unironically turning on the All American Half-Time Show and claiming they didn't know it was political and then immediately getting hit with the announcer saying "This one's for you, Charlie"

Something like grief but with more secondhand embarrassment

erika kirk pyrotechnics are 1 million times better than what they got for the TPUSA show lol

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@mhdksafa for the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either (from 2023)

Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

Kidnapping the leader of a foreign state without any declaration of war and announcing it via social media is full-on rogue state stuff. From the world’s number one superpower.

We’ll deserve the blowback from this.

I am so sorry. Please stay safe.

i desperately hope venezuela can hold off against the united states in this demonic war

he announced that he black bagged the sitting president of a foreign country on the same website where he posted an AI generated image of jb pritzker holding a mcdouble

abandoning my journalistic objectivity to say that the U.S. should not be bombing Venezuela

It's like 4:30am and someone in the work group chat just popped in to inform us all that the US kidnapped the President of Venezuela and WWIII is probably happening and then management started discourse about whether or not this breaks the "no politics in the chat" rule

a crab is walking on a sandy beach Alt: A clip of a dancing crab

Being less online is ostensibly better for my mental health, but I cannot believe I almost missed a war criminal death on here. Dick Cheney, this one's for you.

You could give this man an existential crisis by showing him the bottom half of a muppet

As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway

Their feelings are very delicate

One of the deals we make for a *somewhat* civilized society is that we all try to tamp down our worst lizard-brain, oppositional defiance disorder instincts.

But our fascist government has broken that bargain so hard that it’s time for everyone else to summon their sleeping FUCK YOU MAKE ME powers!

the trump administration is elevating to quash protests, they want people to be scared so they don’t block the gestapo from rounding up and deporting americans. they will try to jail as many people as they can. this is a fascist regime in action

we must abolish ICE

We knew this one was coming, I think, but I'm not happy it's here. We have a long fight ahead of us.

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

if you are reading this, you are “Antifa”