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@cryptidonstrike.bsky.social

Not petty bourgeois, just petty

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Latest posts by cryptidonstrike.bsky.social on Bluesky

You could give this man an existential crisis by showing him the bottom half of a muppet

28.09.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1961    πŸ” 390    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 17

As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway

27.09.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7447    πŸ” 2390    πŸ’¬ 275    πŸ“Œ 81
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Their feelings are very delicate

22.09.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3612    πŸ” 971    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 30

One of the deals we make for a *somewhat* civilized society is that we all try to tamp down our worst lizard-brain, oppositional defiance disorder instincts.

But our fascist government has broken that bargain so hard that it’s time for everyone else to summon their sleeping FUCK YOU MAKE ME powers!

27.09.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 673    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

the trump administration is elevating to quash protests, they want people to be scared so they don’t block the gestapo from rounding up and deporting americans. they will try to jail as many people as they can. this is a fascist regime in action

27.09.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1630    πŸ” 353    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

we must abolish ICE

28.09.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9698    πŸ” 1548    πŸ’¬ 226    πŸ“Œ 47

We knew this one was coming, I think, but I'm not happy it's here. We have a long fight ahead of us.

18.09.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The remarks weren’t β€œabout Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

17.09.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 15574    πŸ” 5579    πŸ’¬ 263    πŸ“Œ 124

if you are reading this, you are β€œAntifa”

18.09.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2

Remember "cancel culture" lmao. When some college freshmen didn't want to hang out with racist dudes or whatever. That was so fuckin quaint

17.09.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 795    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

ah, well

17.09.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12128    πŸ” 2926    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 27

genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people

18.09.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12215    πŸ” 1328    πŸ’¬ 340    πŸ“Œ 147

Also, the way these companies are caving to the current administration, I never want to hear anyone gripe about "the liberal media" ever again, because in mass media terms, that doesn't exist.

17.09.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1172    πŸ” 230    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 12

Everything is Gamergate and no corporation will ever learn any lesson from it

17.09.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1022    πŸ” 200    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

the problem with media corporations negotiating with fascists is that the negotiation is never over.

17.09.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1926    πŸ” 392    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 19
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk NEW YORKβ€”Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. β€œShortly after you navigat...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

18.09.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8318    πŸ” 1969    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 48

That's a really lovely thought, actually. To him, I'm just a strange gentle giant :)

18.09.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see it

18.09.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?

14.09.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5087    πŸ” 710    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 29

The idea of people doing this to me after I die is genuinely far worse to me than the fear of death

14.09.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dad said the inscriptions on the bullet casings sounded like Son of Sam incoherent nonsense, and now I have to decide if the morally correct thing is to explain "owo what's this" to him or just let him know peace

12.09.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, I say that as someone with years of experience in having eyes and making little quips on the internet

12.09.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A close up photograph of a dragonfly

A close up photograph of a dragonfly

You can take way better pictures of critters and creatures with technology that is widely available! I took this picture of a dragonfly with my cell phone!

11.09.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 527    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I upload all my stuff to iNaturalist as my own little nature journal, so I'll ID it better on there! I've just got a backlog of pictures and haven't gotten to this one yet. But whatever he is, I like him :)

12.09.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You take that back

12.09.2025 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know this is kind of a niche good thing, but there's something breathtaking seeing the faces of little creatures and knowing that until very recently no one could see them like this. It's all so beautiful, and had I been born too early, I might have never known.

11.09.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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11.09.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A close up photograph of a dragonfly

A close up photograph of a dragonfly

You can take way better pictures of critters and creatures with technology that is widely available! I took this picture of a dragonfly with my cell phone!

11.09.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 527    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

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