We've been putting Sir Terry Pratchett's Sam Vimes 'Boots' Theory of Socioeconomic Unfairness out there for years.
We should also point out that Douglas Adams' Shoe Event Horizon perfectly explains the current corporate obsession with AI.
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Method. Madness.
We've been putting Sir Terry Pratchett's Sam Vimes 'Boots' Theory of Socioeconomic Unfairness out there for years.
We should also point out that Douglas Adams' Shoe Event Horizon perfectly explains the current corporate obsession with AI.
Impatient Trump taking the Nobel peace prize by force?
23.09.2025 18:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It doesnβt matter if you feed your kids organic foods, MAHA moms. 
It doesnβt matter if you lift every day, bro. 
It doesnβt matter how many supplements you consume. 
When polio, diphtheria, measles, mumps, and whooping cough come a calling, all that matters is if you are vaccinated or not.
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Cake, in the only definition that applies to all cake, is a combination of Egg and carbohydrates to which heat has been applied. Therefore, as we all come from an egg, add carbs to ourselves and have heat applied to us, we are all cake. Since all experience is internal, everything is cake.
04.09.2025 00:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cake, in the only definition that applies to all cake, is a combination of Egg and carbohydrates to which heat has been applied. Therefore, as we all come from an egg, add carbs to ourselves and have heat applied to us, we are all cake. Since all experience is internal, everything is cake.
04.09.2025 00:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am a user. I need it. Can't function without it. Libraries are needed everywhere.
01.09.2025 00:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't tell if this is fake, and i hate it.
01.09.2025 00:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But mummification was because removal of the heart and brain was required. Vance seems to be living without those.
31.08.2025 18:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Also, his proper name is Commuicating Hydrocele.
my.clevelandclinic.org/health/disea...
HMRC chasing Β£90m in taxes from temp staffing firm rescued from insolvency.
Insolvent businesses sold in secret deals (pre-packs) which pay-off secured creditors, jettison others 
HMRC loses. It is a secondary preferential & unsecured creditor.
There is no economic assessment of pre-packs.
Also, Trump's ideology (if you can call something so primitive an ideology) is people who have wealth are superior and more deserving. Public health measures like vaccines (slightly) level the playing field, a playing field that Trump believes should be vertical.
31.08.2025 14:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did Tucker Carlson copy your laugh? Sad to say I've noticed similarities, but yours seems more authentic (granted, not a high bar), and I assume you wouldn't copy him?
30.08.2025 10:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes, Putin is male and he's the only one they are allowed to vote in to office
19.08.2025 02:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Omg! Wtf?
18.08.2025 14:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But does being anti-popeyes make you pro-hereticno?
16.08.2025 14:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Worst bleaching on record for Western Australian coral reefs. π§ͺ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
12.08.2025 08:24 β π 32 π 19 π¬ 1 π 0A happy book says: I'm so proud you chose me as your holiday read! I can't wait to start entertaining you! A smiling drink says: And I'm right here! Ready to keep you cool and refreshed while you read! A gleeful phone adds: Yay! So great! How about we kick things off with a load of the same old rubbish you always look at, plus some gloomy news and mavbe a few emails from work!! Hours later... The drink and book lie untouched. The phone is out of view but a bubble reads: Scroll Scroll Scroll Scroll Scroll The book says βI hate that guy.β
My cartoons for this weekβs @theguardian.com books 
#holiday #vacation #reading
Then actually Earth hit the Meteor.
10.08.2025 18:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cuomo was like βtoxic masculinity is IN with voters weβre so backβ and never stopped to ask if he personally comes off masculine or just as toxic
09.08.2025 00:20 β π 32 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0The government is tyrant-maxing. Itβs giving despot
09.08.2025 08:37 β π 1513 π 299 π¬ 19 π 5the text :smuggo: and underneath is a Y2K era web forum emoticon with thick eyebrows and an incredibly smug smirk
the emoji people need to comb through old web forums smileys to fill enormous gaps
for instance there is not a single emoji that captures the mood of :smuggo:
The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.
Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
Thank you. I had no idea who this was, but i do have a vague memory of a Perfect Breasts article being mocked some years ago. Would have been much clearer if the original headline had said 'the Prefect Breasts article guy'.
09.08.2025 21:28 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ITV were interviewing a guy who was holding a white flag in the street in early 2024. As soon as the cameraman switched off his camera and they started to walk away, an IDF sniper shot the white guy flag through the heart. The problem here has not been a failure of understanding.
05.08.2025 18:39 β π 588 π 173 π¬ 11 π 2Ear.
06.08.2025 02:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes it's a swear word, but it wouldn't be censored from children's programming. It probably wouldn't be in a script for a show for very very young children, but it would be ok in a Newsround report (no idea if that still exists), or in a soap opera aimed at 12 year olds.
06.08.2025 02:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you're going to send me something written by an LLM then save us all time and resources and just send me your prompt instead. I'll value a text that says "Heartfelt condolence message with reference to a list of events" more, because this way I at least actually know what you were thinking
03.08.2025 22:50 β π 781 π 179 π¬ 7 π 12Sorry, my kid can't take the Presidential Physical Fitness Test - bone spurs.
01.08.2025 17:26 β π 534 π 67 π¬ 11 π 2But they will need a new actor with three names starting with Michael! ... Ohhh, i see what you are planning.
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