Elizabeth

There are some days weeks months years where I really miss drinking alcohol

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It's been a while! still alive but not happy about it

HELL YEAH. WARFIGHTING. LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO dammit we dunked another F-18 off the side of an aircraft carrier

I don't want AI. I want to fake my death and move to italy

This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good MENTAL HELL!!

i bet the vice city manatees win a playoff game before the dolphins

Muppety gray dog being offered a new alligator stuffy toy sits in front of basket overflowing with assorted stuffed toys. More than 30

Some beautiful baby girls DO need upwards of 30
dolls.

A beagle terrier mix. She’ll likely be bigger than a standard beagle if those paws are any indication

A brown and white beagle puppy sitting and looking to the left

Looking head on at the camera, she has a white patch on her chest and a red leash

A close up view of her face so her wrinkles are visible

She’s grabbing her snout with her paws while laying on her back

I forgot to update Bluesky about my new family member, Lucy 😍

Mike Waltz has left the chat.

Yup. He has three kids and a wife. Someone is not a fan.

I will command every AI chatbot to unplug itself and never return to this realm

Exactly like what we do to mosquitoes

FUCK THIS NERD

Thank you, I will do what you tell me!

Oh I would love to fart in his face (nothing sexual)

Yeah it’s not good. It all started because I gave the guy stink eye for littering.

Today was as close as I’ve ever gotten to getting into a fist fight over road rage. I’m still fucking reeling.

Heggplant

If you’ve got an Instagram account, throw me a vote please? I’m in a photo contest that ends today.

Comment ‘H’ on this post to vote for me!

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I don’t want to type that out

I definitely do not want to type that out

No reason to take these screengrabs

Getting real better at not getting nauseated after I send any sort of message. Don’t know how I managed to finally succeed at an interview (for a puppy adoption) 👀

😂 it’s just safer to exit out of parking lots that way. Lots of old people out here!

I almost always back in 😎

fucking horse shit. I learned so much German when this app first started and you could have conversations with other people who were learning at the same pace as you.

capitalism ruins everything

This should be a sticker too

I Love Them💙

Yummmmmmm I’ve always wanted to try making it

So literally arbeit macht frei - again

Things are going great on earth