Justin Yarbrough

It makes you look dignified is the lie I tell myself about the gray I'm told is in mine.

I know I might lose my Texan card for this, but Whataburger's burgers are overrated. Now the BBQ chicken strip sandwich, that's where it's at.

Monday morning I have the fun of getting a new work laptop set up. At least this one will have JAWS pre-installed, unlike my previous one. Navigating software center with Narrator to get that installed 3.5 years ago was... not fun.

post from an oxford comma fan account on twitter showing a magazine cover with Rachael Ray and her dog. the circled words read "Rachael Ray finds inspiration in cooking her family and her dog"

I'm weirdly annoyed by this oxford comma fan account getting 12k likes for this when an oxford comma wouldn't be needed to resolve the humorous ambiguity

Apparently I'm that guy people I work with turn to when booking flights to ask which planes are the best choice. I guess it could be worse. #PaxEx #AvGeek

Me either. Besides being gross, it's not like it really tells me anything useful.

It's the kind of thing I'd say...

I shouldn't laugh, but hard to not love the self-deprecating humor.

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Just booked flights to Pittsburgh in September for some work meetings. Wound up splitting the directions between carriers for better timing. United going, American back home.

OK Boomer...

It's happened in the wild, some random person called me brave for I guess existing, and I said thanks it's the best of the options, and then we were all very quiet for a minute while I finished filling out the form at the counter.

Hilarity level: 6

Hi, I'm a blind character in a movie. At some point I will want to touch your face.

Congrats!

I will never not hate bus gates.

If schools were actually preparing kids for white-collar work they wouldn't be phone-free, you'd have to have your phone on your desk all day for the authenticator apps

Yeah, that sounds about right.

That was, like, 10 years ago? lol

As good an excuse as any, I say!

Oh this? This is an automation tool we created 5 years ago, which we're now rebranding as "AI" to give the impression that we're still growing as a business.

I thought about trying to go this year, but I've got a work trip to Pittsburgh that week.

Think I've settled on a color scheme for my website redesign. It's probably a strange choice for a professional-ish site, but it's a scheme I really liked when I could see. And it is my site, after all...

I kind of want to redesign my website with a new color scheme and everything, but picking a color scheme as a blind guy is hard. #BlindGuyProblems

I'm struggling to get past the fact they'd do kiss cam at a concert. Why?

Kind of a shame you don't hear it on the NEO.

I told a coworker of mine about the barking dog when she was taking an a319 to PIT last year for meetings, she sent me giddy texts when she heard it lol

Same.

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

Developers don't misuse/abuse aria-hidden challenge. #a11y

Can't hurt to have some handy, but I don't remember being asked for them for my last two jobs.