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Goals are important. Here is an update on our Instagram Progress: 😹💅💅💅 ⬇️

@catsonacouch - 928K
✅ @ senatorvance - 287K ✅
⏭️ Next up: @ jdvance - 1.7M
⏭️ After that: @ vp - 14.9 and dropping
🏁 Finally: cat world domination 🌟😼😼😼

The whole point of this account is to have more friends than JD Vance 💅

Adam Wharton is a magician! #CPFC #UECL

Well done Europe!
To retain the cup in front of that nasty, childish and classless crowd was impressive and important, equally.
#RyderCup #Europe

Be gracious

My pals are ace.

Please can we get the adults in charge now?

Genuinely, how does #Trump get away with, at-best, spreading harmful misinformation, and at worst, lying and causing deliberate division?!

Enough.

I’m incredibly nervous about the upcoming #autism announcement that is due from the #WhiteHouse.

The year is 3018, grimsby and Manchester United are still taking penalties. No one is sure how it started but the tradition carries on

Really?! Surely these “rules” are designed to stitch up the smaller clubs who defy the odds. #cpfc #uefa #stitchup

Petition: Make it statutory guidance not to remove break-times for neurodivergent children We feel that neurodivergent children (especially children with hyperactive/impulsive or combined ADHD) need movement to help regulate their brains. We think we need to stop punishing neurodivergent ch...

I’ve just signed a #Petition: Make it statutory guidance not to remove break-times for #neurodivergent children. If you are in UK, and fancy signing it too, here’s the link: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73... #SEND

It’s never dull. #EngIta #WEuros2025 #England #ChloeKelly #SweetCaroline #Finalists

Germany win on penalties, where have I heard that before 🤔
#WEuro2025

England have booked their place in the semi-finals of the Women's Euros after knocking out Sweden!!! 🦁🦁🦁

⁠The final penalty was scored by Lucy Bronze! ⁠

news.sky.com/story/englan...

Never in doubt. #lionesses #sweeng #euros

Anyone on here doing #SlimmingWorld? What are your go to midweek recipes?

I don’t know why I watch it, #SoccerAid is maddening.
Can I donate to cancel it for 2026?

Oh I do love a shootout, as a neutral. #PorEsp #UEFANationsLeague

Got accused of being ‘woke’ last week - whatever that means.

And not a washed up Tory (or worse)!

Gutted when I realised @mrjamesob.bsky.social wasn’t on @lbc.co.uk this week but delighted to hear his stand-in all week is @lewisgoodall.com. #SuperSub

At least make a game of it, Inter! #ChampionsLeagueFinal

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched that #Henderson save now. Unreal. #CPFC #FACup #Deano #EnglandsNumberOne #Palace

Crystal Palace 🏆

I’m ill. And in unrelated news, I’m choosing to watch snooker. #WorldSnookerChampionship #MarkWilliams #TheWelshPottingMachine

Glasner asked what the #CPFC dressing room scenes were like after making the final:

"We will release [a video clip] and you will see the big man dancing in the middle of the dressing room. I think when I started dancing, I destroyed this moment."

Asking for a friend, when’s the FA Cup final? #facup #cpfc

Solidarity with trans women after today’s Supreme Court ruling.

The rollback of LGBT rights — especially trans rights — is global, bankrolled by billionaires and the far-right.

Trans rights are human rights. We must defend the Equality Act and its protections for trans people.

Respect the point.

Hold press. Golf can be exciting. #themasters #iwanttogobed

First on match of the day, surely. #cpfc