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Jimmy Kimmel Mocks MAGA’s Hysterics Over Escalatorgate “You know what another word for frozen escalator is? Stairs,” said Kimmel.

“You know what another word for frozen escalator is? Stairs,” said Kimmel.

Cat sleeping on me, can't move...

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?

"fork lady is eroding public confidence."

"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."

"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."

that's what you sound like.

My inlaws still make snarky tattoo remarks after 20 plus years. I am about to pick a design for my 4th, don't want them not to have something to bitch about. It is what they live for.

🤑😆

For Three Glorious Days Everyone Thought Donald Was Dead Soon.

SOON.

#bluesky #caturday

DHS is delaying millions in already approved North Carolina recovery funds, documents show Communities across the region still need to be reimbursed for about a hundred projects including debris removal, waste water treatment repairs, roads and bridges, damaged buildings and parks, as well ...

The Department of Homeland Security is holding up more than $100 million preapproved dollars intended to help hurricane-battered North Carolina clean up storm damage and fix infrastructure, according to documents obtained by The Post.

Had the pool drained and covered with a deck. It was forever before the dogs would walk on it, they kept going around the edge like the pool was still there. Had to capture the moment Sally decided it was a cool spot to lounge.

One year out from whipple surgery. Finished chemo and radiation and recovering step by step. At least I can put my TRUMP FOR PRISON signs in the yard now without having to use a cane!

Stitching a canvas of my boy. RIP Linus.

Because of course he is a goalie.

YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen- "The Wall" (Charlotte, NC 04/19/14)

To honor the memory of all veterans, we on E Street remember this live performance of "The Wall" — filmed in 2014 and dedicated to veterans, friends, inspirations and a bandmate lost too soon: Ray and Walter Cichon as well as The Castiles' drummer, Bart Haynes.

Al gore is pissed off and I’m here for it

💕

18 hours and 45 minutes in, and Cory Booker is still going strong! 🔥

Mouse is totally a momma's boy and a lap cat. None of our other cats will lounge like this.

Me in the national security group chat:

First they came for decorum and I said nothing because honestly fuck decorum

Goldberg said the level of detail in the targeting package that he received via Signal was down to the *names of individuals* to be killed.

That’s the good stuff that includes all kinds of sources and methods and never should have been outside a SCIF.

I’d be in prison if I fucked up that bad.

Considering his Legal & Ethical record, you would think the painting would be the lowest priority for this 34 times convicted, perpetual grievance monkey.

Turns out, you would be wrong...

#Pathetic 😁

Blackhawks’ 10 most important positive developments from another lost season With just a few weeks left in the season, let's change focus from the losing and look at some positive developments from the team.

I started to write about yet another Blackhawks loss, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Not again.

So here are 10 GOOD things that have happened this season. And I didn't even have to include that they had both peanut AND plain M&Ms in the press box.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/622...