Yinzer, Esq.

You could just text me this like a normal person

Spotify playlist of my most played tracks featuring Chloe Qisha, Celine Dion, Sabrina Carpenter, girl in red, and Janet Jackson. #1 is Taylor Swift’s Opalite, just released Friday

I can’t stop listening to it also all of these songs are absolute bangers

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

Zach Mills had half the talent but twice the heart and guts of any quarterback since McGloin

I like how he’s both clinically insane and like the most rational Republican alive

New Taylor music and we’re all at the movies for the lyric videos obviously

The current state of our politics means I don’t know if this is in earnest or a joke

Meryl Streep burner account DaveBeTweeting Having ADHD and being turned into a vampire would be so embarrassing. Imagine being alive 600 years and you still haven't put that desk in your castle office together

10 years ago me: 1L, super busy, driving around a Superior Court judge running for SCOPA, clean cut, listens to 90s alternative

today me: let’s take the cat for a walk in his stroller, do edibles, and go to the movies to watch a lyric video about a song about Travis Kelce’s giant schlong

I can’t stop listening to Opalite. The sheer joy of it has me feeling things.

Okay I accidentally looked up Mercer Henderson and it turns out *she* has a new single today

Taylor loves including subtle, artfully-worded allusions to her personal life in her music, but sometimes listeners who aren’t steeped in her lifetime of lore—or who didn’t major in English!—might miss them.
For example, these lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis are secretly about Travis Kelce’s penis

why is the baby wearing glasses and a suit

Oh man, new MARIS too today? Molly Grace album last week? Great time for music

I just can’t take the vitriol over there and the bots. This place is better on the margins because the assholes here are mostly kids and not adults who don’t know how to be adults online.

@thebuccosfan.bsky.social hey man, nice to see ya over here from twitter!

Trump’s former “spiritual advisor.”

Wait is Wood about Travis’s John Thomas?

Check out Blinky’s on Noblestown. Bun is like a catchers mitt.

Who else had to take a minute after Eldest Daughter Jesus Christ

I WAS NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THIS 😭

💚🧡

I MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEVIL BECAUSE MY DICK IS BIGGER

This album is amazing and I hope Father Figure is about Scooter Braun.

Spotify playlist of Taylor swift’s new album released today, oct 3 2025

ITS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD #swifties #swiftsky

To be fair eddies and wine is a dope combo

This is the correct take. These people are professionals who require basically a PhD level education to get to their ranks. They know this is all bullshit. When even told directly to cheer they sat silent. It’s what a professional military does.

lol

You know, like giving presidents immunity

Are you a Dream Theater fan

a man wearing a helmet is standing next to another man in a field . Alt: a man wearing a helmet is standing next to another man in a field .

Broderick Jones