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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

🐝💛 Las abejas no son enemigas, ¡son aliadas!

I was in Nordstrom Rack yesterday looking for winter clothes and in the handbags section I overheard:

NYU GIRL 1: Oh my God, so I was watching, this girl talked to a doctor, okay—
NYU GIRL 2: Real doctor or TikTok doctor
NYU GIRL 1: *exasperated scoff* they can be both okay
NYU GIRL 1: but TikTok

today i am lemongrab

heidi throwing clara off a cliff from heidi girl of the alps

when people say what if there are prominent dems in the epstein files

Small cat on my path today. Fluffy pretty girl cat with a sad, sweet face.

Look at this cutie. 🤎

A complex design illustration of a hospital bed with a woman in labor strapped down. There's a big ring around it implying they swing the bed around at some speed to try and eject the baby with centrifugal force

Patent pending: APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE

Tweet by Joyce Carol Oates: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"--that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation. QT of @avidreader1000 Wherever he goes, he wants to leave: SA, Canada, ultimately the U.S. in the long run, based on his behavior. This also includes Earth. A continuous disavowal of your home is odd, to say the least. He seems to have no c...

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires

www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

i think we're limited to like three of these, if i'm being honest

i made one

'Maybe it will happen today' styled as a Mamdani campaign poster. 'Maybe' is a large, gold, serif font with a red drop shadow, and 'it will happen today' is set below that in a gold all-caps, sans-serif font, all on an ultramarine blue background.

The full text of William Carlos Williams's This Is Just To Say, in the Zohran Mamdani campaign fonts

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

A least weasel. It fits in the palm of the hand.

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

‘thirty to forty feral hogs’ in the style of a mamdani campaign poster. the italicized ‘for’ forms part of the ‘forty.’ yes i know it was 30-50, work with me here

The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world

oh my god they actually did it lmao

Generally speaking I don't want my items to be Futuristic, I want them to work

It’s his day.

etching, aquatint - sea of spherical white dandelions on spiky green stems in a vast field with deep blue night sky

Phil Greenwood
Welsh artist

Dream Clocks

Samhain🌿

Mamdani patting a cat in a store and asking in Arabic “How are you chief?”

He just like me fr fr

B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before

Henri Le Sidaner - Snow in the Moonlight 1903