David Lectka

Now I need a Wes Anderson curling movie

Denzel Valentine hitting a game winning 3 on Valentine’s Day is one of those random college basketball tidbits I will remember for the rest of my life

Whiteouts should be reserved for teams that only have one other color in their color scheme

I think so! Giant conferences with more travel logistics probably lead to more gaps

Watch Grid: a huge matchup in the Big 12, and a few random non conference games for some reason

Ah good, we're back from commercial break and the entire race situation has changed. I didn't need to see that part anyways

It is infuriating to have to sit through a commercial break in the middle of an event THAT ONLY TAKES 13 MINUTES! It is not that hard to go 13 minutes without a commercial break

USA WINS
FIRST WIN AGAINST CANADA IN NINE TRIES
THEY TAKE DOWN THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD (which did not play like the best team in the world)

Alright friends, time to lock in for women's curling. USA up 6-3 on world #1 Canada

Chloe Kim takes me back to staying up late as a kid to watch Shaun White at the Winter X Games. Just on another level from everyone else.

Hmm, this could be a week 3 stage where they're just trying to get everyone from one small alpine town to another

Incredible. As if curling didn't already have enough in common with beer pong

Hey @suss2hyphens.bsky.social, could you explain what this section of the curling livestats page means?

Been mostly focused on curling lately, but here's a college basketball Watch Grid for you:

I can't believe we lost to Bo Burnham and Tweety Bird

It is so funny to me that not only is Korey Dropkin's teammate named Cory, his coach's name is Dropnik

Gold. Medal. 🏅 Curling. 🥌

Starting SOON.

Cheering on the US for the gold!

THREW! You know what I meant

Korey Dropkin just through the most aesthetically pleasing curling shot you could imagine

That’s Arya Stark

Shoutout to the Stevens Point Curling Club for their hospitality when I visited. One of these years I’m gonna join the Windy City Club near me

Wednesday Watch Grid: Lots of mid-level games today

I'm not a true year-round curling sicko, but it is my favorite of all Olympic sports, and my dream is to one day be a member of a local curling club

Olympic curling is back!

Aaand the power is out at the arena...

This is why cycling is our greatest sport. I just watched a race in Mallorca that finished before 9am

Oh for sure. Remco Evenepoel is crushing the field on this one

I say no. They don’t really do downhill finishes. Too dangerous

Watch Grid: An old fashioned "Big Monday" today, followed by a huge day in the Big Ten tomorrow

That’s a middle of the 2nd week Massif Central “keep the race from getting too boring” stage

One of the hardest Watch Grids to make, and it’s almost certainly full of errors. A huge number of these games were rescheduled due to weather. I hope it’s close to accurate!