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@gordo-trash.bsky.social

We are living in a simulation and I'm just a secondary character in this worst timeline.

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That can't be. I was a mere pup in college when the first Micronaut came out and I refuse to accept that it was almost 3 decades ago. Please correct your obvious time linearity error. Thank you.

04.11.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Succinct.

30.10.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess it's normal to use military force to blow up random boats in the ocean now. Interesting times.

28.10.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yikes, I can see why they wouldn't want this shared. Bigly bad.

22.10.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Um, but the copay for hot balls is prohibitively high these days. Sometimes Dr. Temu is the only option.

08.10.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Greg Abbott? The pissbaby? Very on brand of him.

08.10.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let them eat (gay wedding) cake.

07.10.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit. Do some people's brains NOT do that all the time?

01.10.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol, "shit wrapped in skin"... I'm stealing that

01.10.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
YG & Nipsey Hussle "FDT (Fuck Donald Trump)" (WSHH Exclusive - Official Music Video)
YouTube video by WORLDSTARHIPHOP YG & Nipsey Hussle "FDT (Fuck Donald Trump)" (WSHH Exclusive - Official Music Video)

youtu.be/WkZ5e94QnWk?...

01.10.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, it's all a fuckin joke until it's not

26.09.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol.

This just in: competent people don't braid. Braiding is for incompetents only.

Fuckin' mushbrain.

26.09.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One of the characteristics of the WWII Axis powers:

24.09.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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These fuckin' idiots. Only the bigly-est savings.

24.09.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yikes. The "fuck your feelings" crowd sure does seem to get whiny when their feelings get hurt.

24.09.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is Correct.

24.09.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Basically. Yes.

19.09.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My happy place!

19.09.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The new ABC owned by Disney

11.06.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 308    ๐Ÿ” 156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 195
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This is what a dictatorship looks like. #TrumpDickTater

18.09.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right wing erotic fanfic.

16.09.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol. The Right is woke!

16.09.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh weird. It feels like just last week that political violence against non-militants was bad. But I guess it's good again?

15.09.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know how when you've felt sick for a while, just like nothing is good and everything hurts, but then you have a really disgusting shit and flush it down the toilet and then you feel quite a bit better? That feels like an analogy for something.

11.09.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got one removed for pondering the hypothetical situation of what could happen if they turned out to be as gorgeous as Luigi.

11.09.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've always been told it's not polite to speak ill of the deceased.

So I'll try to speak positively and just say that I hope Charlie Kirk is happily sucking Rush Limbaugh's cock in hell this evening.

11.09.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Took a few swipes to finally scroll and find the correct take. But here it is:

10.09.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heh. Point.

10.09.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, this makes more sense than that first one that I saw. That one seemed ridiculous. This one makes the sense.

06.09.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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