That can't be. I was a mere pup in college when the first Micronaut came out and I refuse to accept that it was almost 3 decades ago. Please correct your obvious time linearity error. Thank you.
04.11.2025 02:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@gordo-trash.bsky.social
We are living in a simulation and I'm just a secondary character in this worst timeline.
That can't be. I was a mere pup in college when the first Micronaut came out and I refuse to accept that it was almost 3 decades ago. Please correct your obvious time linearity error. Thank you.
04.11.2025 02:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Succinct.
30.10.2025 17:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Guess it's normal to use military force to blow up random boats in the ocean now. Interesting times.
28.10.2025 18:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yikes, I can see why they wouldn't want this shared. Bigly bad.
22.10.2025 00:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Um, but the copay for hot balls is prohibitively high these days. Sometimes Dr. Temu is the only option.
08.10.2025 17:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Greg Abbott? The pissbaby? Very on brand of him.
08.10.2025 16:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Let them eat (gay wedding) cake.
07.10.2025 20:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Holy shit. Do some people's brains NOT do that all the time?
01.10.2025 22:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Lol, "shit wrapped in skin"... I'm stealing that
01.10.2025 18:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh, it's all a fuckin joke until it's not
26.09.2025 17:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Lol.
This just in: competent people don't braid. Braiding is for incompetents only.
Fuckin' mushbrain.
One of the characteristics of the WWII Axis powers:
24.09.2025 23:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0These fuckin' idiots. Only the bigly-est savings.
24.09.2025 20:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yikes. The "fuck your feelings" crowd sure does seem to get whiny when their feelings get hurt.
24.09.2025 18:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is Correct.
24.09.2025 18:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Basically. Yes.
19.09.2025 13:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My happy place!
19.09.2025 02:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The new ABC owned by Disney
11.06.2025 02:17 โ ๐ 308 ๐ 156 ๐ฌ 24 ๐ 195This is what a dictatorship looks like. #TrumpDickTater
18.09.2025 22:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Right wing erotic fanfic.
16.09.2025 21:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Lol. The Right is woke!
16.09.2025 20:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh weird. It feels like just last week that political violence against non-militants was bad. But I guess it's good again?
15.09.2025 22:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You know how when you've felt sick for a while, just like nothing is good and everything hurts, but then you have a really disgusting shit and flush it down the toilet and then you feel quite a bit better? That feels like an analogy for something.
11.09.2025 02:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I got one removed for pondering the hypothetical situation of what could happen if they turned out to be as gorgeous as Luigi.
11.09.2025 02:48 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I've always been told it's not polite to speak ill of the deceased.
So I'll try to speak positively and just say that I hope Charlie Kirk is happily sucking Rush Limbaugh's cock in hell this evening.
Took a few swipes to finally scroll and find the correct take. But here it is:
10.09.2025 23:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Heh. Point.
10.09.2025 18:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ah, this makes more sense than that first one that I saw. That one seemed ridiculous. This one makes the sense.
06.09.2025 20:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0