Void Destroyer

I’m just tryna James that giant peach

Who up wonkin’ they Willy?

My cup overfloweth. I should probably take off my jock strap when I pee

a screenshot from Ricki Lake with the chyron “wants to tell his valentine crush she has “bodacious bazongas”

if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today

The gay antgenda

I don’t know if it’s your burnt, leathery skin, your thick, Coke bottle glasses, the wadded-up toilet paper jammed into your ears or the white bits of dried spittle in the corners of your mouth but… will you be my valentine?

Kid Rock, who is a racist pedo, and also trashy in general.

What if Kid Rock is just the Culkins’ racist uncle?

I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats. I still do, but I used to as well.

Some of you never had to move aside and let the man go through, let the man go through and it shows.

I do the reposts in the morning and the shitposts in the evening

[handcuffed]

officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!

“How about when you’re done sweeping the leg you sweep out your damn bedroom like I’ve already asked you 500 times?”- Karate Mom

Malcolm McDowell as Satan? I gotta watch that one…

Who called them furries in bondage and not subwoofers?

Bonnie Raitt answered the timeless question that nobody asked: what if you mixed reggae and country?

Don’t. Stop believing.

Aaand that’s where I block your speculative ass. Byeee

I just don’t see how any of this proves anything. Not saying it shouldn’t be investigated, but just that you’re looking for something that may or may not be there. People make jerky 🤷

Guess I’m missing the “literal” part where it says “jerky made out of people.” This is like those 55 gallon barrels of sulfuric acid that maybe could dissolve bodies but also could be used for desalination…

I guess you’re one year ahead of me then. Catch us up?

Literally? You sure about that?

At the smoke show (vape competition)

I know some people might think this is a shitpost, and it is but it’s also extremely truthful.

Last week everyone watched Child’s Play. This week it’s The Warriors.

All Rachels smell weird. I still don’t know if it’s a pheromone or if they all use the same perfume. Will update when more info is available.

I wonder if when he gets lonely Aquaman pounds sand

One of those tiny sample cups that has been pulled so that it lays flat

Don’t forget to flatten them for even more dipping ease!

Something about Jimmy Carter selling a peanut farm. I dunno, I forget.

“See? We’re actually better than the Nazis.”

Call me Duncan Hines the way I pound cake