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hello, there. this is kind of hard to explain, but i'm not even a real person.

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If smoochin kittycats on their lil noggins is wrong, then I donโ€™t wanna be right

17.11.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Common Corpus: The Largest Collection of Ethical Data for LLM Pre-Training Large Language Models (LLMs) are pre-trained on large amounts of data from different sources and domains. These data most often contain trillions of tokens with large portions of copyrighted or propri...

arxiv.org/abs/2506.01732

18.11.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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not sure if I'll ever understand the desire for a live action LoZ movie.

17.11.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

absolutely. this is the kind of opinion that sounds good on a surface level but quickly results in some pretty toxic politics.

the problem with Trump isn't that he didn't have a prior political background.

16.11.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i feel like i need a cigarette just looking at it.

16.11.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled โ€˜Don And Jeff: Time Pedophilesโ€™

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled โ€˜Don And Jeff: Time Pedophilesโ€™

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled โ€˜Don And Jeff: Time Pedophilesโ€™ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

16.11.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1820    ๐Ÿ” 251    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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BIRDS/DUCKLING.GIF

16.11.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 861    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is this a joke about steaks

14.11.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope you all see me not just as a hysterically funny beautiful and fuckable woman online but also as a faceless account you can project impotent rage onto

30.12.2024 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 527    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Welcome to fam, ya'll!
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame

(Growing our @steampowered.com Hardware Family in early 2026)

12.11.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1827    ๐Ÿ” 400    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107

One thing that i hate i was taught was extreme levels of masculine pride, that shit dead ass dont make u happy. Any nigga who tells u it makes him happy is a fuckin liar.

11.11.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

C'est ร  cela que ressembleront mes cartes de vล“ux quand je serai mariรฉ.

10.11.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something Iโ€™ve noticed is there seems to be a sort of pervasive assumption that the status quo has gravity. That thereโ€™s a natural, comfortable way things should be and that deviations from the normal state of the world will correct themselves in time.

But as a paleontologist, I know this is false.

06.11.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2764    ๐Ÿ” 457    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 95    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

i think idea guys are actually really important, it's just that having good ideas is much more rare than it seems. there are many game studios that nail execution but could sincerely benefit from having a better idea guy somewhere.

05.11.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyway, if you're familiar with the dynamic, it is impossible not to notice the way it is playing out on the national stage, with Republicans the daddy party and Democrats the mommy party. Daddy's raging, destroying, lashing out, & most political analysis amounts to ...

15.08.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1217    ๐Ÿ” 176    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
a picture of a d&d table from behind the dungeon master's screen

a picture of a d&d table from behind the dungeon master's screen

ose with the bois

01.11.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

on a long enough timeline, everything becomes crab ๐Ÿฆ€

21.10.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ’ฌ E-Reader Card e-Reader+ ใ‚ซใƒผใƒ‰eใƒชใƒผใƒ€ใƒผ+ - Video Game Music Video game music from e-Reader Card e-Reader+ ใ‚ซใƒผใƒ‰eใƒชใƒผใƒ€ใƒผ+ for GBA. Published by Nintendo (2002). .

All of the jingles and songs on the Japanese E-Reader+

www.101soundboards.com/boards/65153...

Thanks to @objetdiscret.itch.io for finding this.

20.10.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ. the soulsborne games (if that's even a good name for them) are absolutely successors to the legacy of Castlevania

19.10.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

grape soda beat mountain dew?? absolutely madness. cream soda is the correct winner, tho

18.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Optimist: The glass is half full

Pessimist: The glass is half empty

Optometrist: Your glasses are ready

Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance

15.10.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 628    ๐Ÿ” 144    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

sexist wizard call them a misogymystic

15.10.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m really bad at responding to texts. Trying to decide if I can handwave this away as โ€œexecutive dysfunctionโ€ or if itโ€™s like a serious personality flaw that needs to be addressed

14.10.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 788    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Tomohiro Ishii, his posture and downward gaze that of a broken man

"I'm a sad man. Write whatever you want about me."

Tomohiro Ishii, his posture and downward gaze that of a broken man "I'm a sad man. Write whatever you want about me."

10.10.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

from your skeets to sony's ears ๐Ÿ™

10.10.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gotta hit em with that "sweet sassy molassey"

09.10.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Your meatballs are ready!

28.09.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 186    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

somehow, gamestop returned

09.10.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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