Jae

Oh, I also wish people would fucking realize that “installment” and “installation” are not fucking interchangeable words. 🙄😑

One person actually thought the “D” stood for “dimensions”.

……why would it be in the middle of the REST of the measurements and what the FUCK do you think the “H” and “W” are then?!

Why is everyone so willfully stupid?!?!

Was I the only dumbass paying any kind of attention during geometry class?

Why do so many adults I deal with on a daily basis have to ask me what the “H”, “W”, and “D” (next to measurements) on a dimensions sheet mean?

“Depth is front to back right…?”

The fuck ELSE would it be?!?!

🙄 You’re such a baby. Deg.

No, you know what?! DEG deg!

I’m done.

I told you, already! Sabwah fee nay. TWICE.

Stop being fucking cheap and just pay for it!

Me: Clowns are evil. All clowns. No exceptions.

Her: Even mimes?

Me: ESPECIALLY mimes. Mimes are silent killers. Mimes are just clowns on mute.

Listen.

If my thoughts are bothering you, then don’t waste your time on me. You’re already a voice inside my head.

Be impressed.

I had to dig deep for that Disney Channel reference.

……………………..Hannah Montana WAS on the Disney Channel, right…..?

So, in a wild turn of events, I learned just today that Kim Petras and Trisha Paytas are, in fact, two completely different, wholly separate people who do completely different, wholly separate things and neither is actually the Hannah Montana to the other’s Miley Cyrus, as I originally assumed.

It’s fine. Turns out Arachnophobia is actually a bad movie and I got bored halfway through and started playing on my phone.

Oh Toys R Us, hands down. It was the last bastion of childhood.

Now all they have is Roblox, whatever the HELL that is…

He’s telling the truth folks.

Qen? Time for a series on festive cryptids. Show the kids what they should be Ho-Ho-horrified about.

I decided, for this Halloween season, to truly face my fears and finally watch Arachnophobia.

I’m 15 minutes in and I regret every single one of my life choices. ☹️

@akbrews.bsky.social Qen, are these the “Pickle People” you’re always on about…?

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There’s no point to that story other than Everlong was playing in the car on the way home and that song always instantly makes me smile now and this incredibly dumb story is why.

Great job, Dave Grohl!

I used to hate the Foo Fighters until one morning, as I was waking up, I had a waking dream about a deer pouncing through the forest, shaking it’s little deer butt to the intro riff of Everlong.

It made me laugh so hard, I immediately started to love the Foo Fighters.

“Ladies, do you want a surefire way to prove to your partner that you don’t trust him, AND you’re completely insane?

We’ll have I got the tutorial for YOU…!”

😬😬😬😬

#DYK the #sweet story behind candy corn takes us back to the 1880s when Philadelphia's George Renninger first crafted this iconic treat? The recipe found its forever home with the Goelitz Confectionery Company in 1898, now known as Jelly Belly Candy Company. #NationalCandyCornDay 🍬🌽

Dude! Sometimes, when I’m thinking, I STILL hum the bluejay’s ballad about Rikki!

I suppose it is time to accept that I may be trapped in this bullshit town forever.

See timeline.

See timeline be worst.

Worst timeline! WORST.

Him: So here’s something…

Me: What’s that?

Him: Robert Englund is getting a walk star of fame on the Hollywood.

Me: ……WHAT?!

Him: ….SHUT UP I’M TIRED.

October 27th, is a separate Day of the Dead recognized as a day for people to honor the memory of their beloved pets who have sadly passed away.

The main holiday is held on Nov 2nd, for humans. However, October 27th has become recognized by many as an additional day dedicated to remembering pets.

43 fucking years old and I only JUST found out I’ve been using my voice incorrectly?

I had it pointed out to me that, for me ENTIRE LIFE, I’ve been constricting my throat to talk…

When I relax my neck and just TALK my voice is an entire full octave DEEPER.

THE *ACTUAL* FUCK, DUDE?!

I can feel my arteries blocking just from watching this, Qen.

I’m gonna invoice you for the bypass, y’know…

Ah, the Internet King…maybe he can provide me faster nudity…

ACCURATE. 🤣🤣🤣