Hannah

I think being married to someone I met on 2014 tumblr because I posted “need 2 make out” should give me the divine right to keep that posting spirit alive. I should be allowed to post shit like La Dispute image macros and “touch my butt and buy me pizza” and have it not be extremely corny

I'm seeing the Sonic shorter games working less image going around again in the light of Bluepoint's shuttering, and while I agree in spirit, it's critically important that we don't imagine games of the past being made in idyllic circumstances. Crunch in video games is not a modern thing.

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doing some research prep for this episode and stumbled upon perhaps the craziest jeff bezo photo ever

in vc a friend said to his cat "kitty! its playtime!" then i hear for the next two minutes OOOH! ow! Ow! Augh! Ah! ooh! ooh! Auh!

FUCK ICE

ok but rapidash does really need fire wings. it's stats are low enough they could give it an evolution and it'd be no issue at all

this kind of headline honestly makes me fucking sick and angry

that $10b figure includes $8.11b spent by ADAMS from 2023-2025

while Mamdani is proposing a TOTAL of $2.7b in the NEXT TWO YEARS

so he’s literally spending LESS but the NYPOST rag is lumping all of it together to pretend it’s Mamdani

this is cool

this is cool

this is really, really cool

the overseer of project 2025 is telling you out loud that every inch you cede on trans rights is part of the plan to create a white christian fascist state

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.

And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

cracked one of the lenses on my phone camera the other day but I think I actually don't mind

Today I'm remembering the courage of Jesse Jackson across his life, including the 1984 DNC when he called for the Party to support the inclusion of queer people in their coalition at a time both parties and the public were indifferent to our suffering and opposed to our equality.

if this is gonna happen in under a month to every multiplayer game that has almost a decade in the oven then at the very least it should just be open sourced and left to the laid off devs to do whatever with. literally the least you can do

affordable space adventures is a really fun indie game you can play with any amount of people and Xenoblade X and Tokyo Mirage Sessions are both great shows of what the console is capable of

white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year

just a reminder, play Xenoblade

Look at what Autodesk took from us...

I do really love how much this patent filing looks like a Perry Bible Fellowship comic

really enjoy that the bloke who won two golds on the luge is someone who was a national level taekwondo fighter until he got injured and then a government figure stepped out the shadows and said "let me tell you about project going down a hill really fast"

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

a screenshot showing: - reposts of "pronouncing mustache like headache" - likes of "pronouncing headache like mustache"

wake up homie, new culture war just dropped

They stole @nogoodcitizen.bsky.social ‘s pre-pre stream screen

Sex drive and the great debate over whether testosterone can help Can boosting testosterone improve libido, or is much of the attention solely hype, profit, and placebo?

Huh, apparently “many” are walking away with TRT prescriptions on the NHS. I had no idea we could do that!

I was a little confused though as to the real genders of the interviewed people as there was no “biological female” or “biological male” attached to any of the names.

You can draw whatever you want. Never forget that

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

This is probably ok

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfAF...

Oh god forbid a woman have hobbies

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made steak for theana this morning and I may be the goat