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Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And I says to her, I says, oh shit, you’re right. So I bought like fifty thousand envelopes. Filled the house with ‘em, toes to tits. It was horrible. We couldn’t take a step without tripping over a box of envelopes. We were going crazy trying to use them up, to make a little space for ourselves. Used them as toilet paper, coffee filters... it was a terrible time. Please don’t ask me about those goddamned awful envelopes ever again. Kurt Vonnegut

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

not a ton but I’ll DM you!

reconnecting with old buds over Chuck like he would have fucking wanted 🤝

RIP to one of the nicest to ever do it

I’ve watched many videos of just the straight up TRASH everywhere there; it really does seem like Disneyworld for the most divorced

I’m glad they’re getting you in earlier at least! I got a bunch of testing and diagnostic imaging bumped up and more accessible after going to the ER last year, sucks to be in the hospital for any reason but at least it adds some urgency for the imaging 🙏

A plate of food sits to the left of an iPad with HBO MAX open with the movie Sinners prominently displayed. On the plate is a can of Olipop soda in Tropical Punch flavor, a bowl of cherries, and three wraps consisting of a whole wheat tortilla, lettuce, shredded cheddar jack cheese, honey mustard, and a spicy chicken strip.

me to me: no it’s okay you haven’t put the TV up babe we just moved in 8 days ago let’s go see a movie and then come home and watch another movie in bed while eating a scrumptious dinner

that way you get all the fuck and all the suck 🙏

It'S All Going According To Plan... GIF Alt: Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants rubbing his hands together with an evil or mischievous look

me when I get to assemble furniture, these new bedside tables won’t know what hit em

three women laughing, sitting in a raft on a river holding paddles and wearing red and blue life vests with white helmets

throwback Thursday to 10 years ago white water rafting with my parents and some family friends 💕 it was a good time and I want to do it again!

box hell is tough, I have a LOT of unpacking and organizing to do and not fully enough physical energy to handle it, but I have a short list of primary needs to work on, like the kitchen… today I am tackling the kitchen boxes 📦

I slept on a blanket bed on the floor for two nights but finally finished my bed frame yesterday and had a great sleep last night! it was hard to leave bed today though lol

god I love IKEA, it’s my favorite circle of hell I can’t lie, when I die send me to that circle pls

PLEASE APPROVE
PLEASE

this is shocking honestly, like 3+ months to talk about test results that have ANYTHING to discuss is crazy! blood work especially could be totally different after that much time too

that’s CRAZY… and made me remember my doctors office never contacted me about my last bloodwork at all! good thing I watch for the results in the portal myself so I saw them when they came in but damn it did not used to be like this? were you able to see the results before they contacted you?

a tabby cat laying on a wood floor with her legs in a bright sun spot from a nearby window

moving day. doing my best to remain unstressed by channeling the serenity of Brie enjoying the morning sun ☀️

I’ve been sick with negative appetite for days and this finally made me feel something 🙏

raise your hand if you're not in NYC but you're following the mayoral election out of a desperate need to believe that good things are possible

moving day is 2 weeks away

can’t speak to literal material differences but my theory is there really isn’t any, I’m looking at a $250 hybrid mattress shipped in a box with like 2000 reviews over 4.5 star avg 🤷‍♀️

I’m about to buy a mattress around that price point, going with a hybrid though for the support, I really don’t think there’s a difference beyond branding, I think mattresses used to be sold like car dealership style hence markup

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing Alt: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

when the side character with bad vibes and no lines turns out to be the killer in a whodunnit and I called it from episode one by vibes only

lyin in bed just like Brian Wilson did 💕

three ceramic plates with a sleeping cat painted on each plate

we got cat plates

soon!!

just got followed into my neighborhood by a big pickup truck flashing their brights at me and it was frightening 😬 I’m not quick to assume that kind of thing but it was extremely weird

does anyone ACTUALLY mount their curtains close to the ceiling?

I want to know if it really does look good because I’ve never done it and I have the opportunity with the new apartment, but it would require buying new longer curtains

a white hand with a black thumb ring holds two burned cds with graffiti designs labeled 2014! and 2024* along with a sleeve made of printer paper with [ 2014 ] written on it

I have literally no memory of these mixes, I only know like 5 songs out of 32, 99% sure I did not make these (lacking my vibe) but have no clue who did?? what a mystery

cds placed out in a flat lay on top of a car front passenger seat, the cds include El Camino by The Black Keys, Brothers by The Black Keys, a colorful mix cd in a paper sleeve labeled 2014, Nick Jonas’s self titled album, The Electric Lady by Janelle Monae, Emotion by Carly Rae Jensen, 100 Forms of Fear by Sia, and Awesome Mix Volume 1 which is the movie soundtrack from Guardians of the Galaxy

had an adventure in my car glove box yesterday, where I had CDs from a decade ago… wanted to get in there because I knew I had The Electric Lady by Janelle Monáe, on which there is a song with Prince that is not available to stream… it started pouring while I was in the car but found a fun hoard!