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@noahtensionspan.bsky.social

Kinda woke up here... @aseethedoom.bsky.social https://aseethe.bandcamp.com/

113 Followers  |  132 Following  |  380 Posts  |  Joined: 25.08.2023  |  2.1908

Latest posts by noahtensionspan.bsky.social on Bluesky

The Traveling Wilburys never even toured.. they should have been called The Studio Wilburys

08.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 832    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 1
A kid lies on his back in the aisle of a Costco, pressing a toilet plunger to their face.

A kid lies on his back in the aisle of a Costco, pressing a toilet plunger to their face.

β€œChildren are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future.”

- John F. Kennedy

03.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 497    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 6

"The call is coming from inside the me!"

02.10.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"IVAN FLOW" is my fave Pearl Jam song AND guy I went to high school with.

02.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Homer making a plant into his wife with a paper plate for a face

Homer making a plant into his wife with a paper plate for a face

Could this AI actress be the next Scarlett Johansson? Major Hollywood talent agencies are excited about the prospect of β€œPlant Marge”

01.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 785    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

I'm all like, "WHERE'S THAT BOOJOE NUEVOE?" and everyone hates me for it.

01.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Generals gathered in their masses
Having to listen to two dumbasses

30.09.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 662    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 9

hi I'm MrBeast and this is The House of Leaves.

29.09.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Waiting for my bagel order in war ravaged Portland.

27.09.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 403    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 6

good morning but at what cost

26.09.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 348    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE violently seizes an immigrant worker at Bread Garden Market in Iowa City - Little Village Shortly beforeΒ 11 on Thursday morning, two men who eventually identified themselves as β€œfederal agents” violently seized a worker at Bread Garden Market on the Ped Mall in Iowa City. Neither […]

Video shows an employee at the downtown Iowa City business being tackled, threatened with a lit Taser, handcuffed and marched into an unmarked minivan by plainclothes agents.

25.09.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 9
a dog places its paw over a woman’s mouth as she appears to be speaking

a dog places its paw over a woman’s mouth as she appears to be speaking

β€œShhh… You’ve gotta hear this guitar part.”

22.09.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1053    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6
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Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

20.09.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5473    πŸ” 1566    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 217

Already bought it and looking forward to it. Finishing The Midnight Walk 1st.

21.09.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gmail, Instagram, Instagram = Moo

Gmail, Instagram, Instagram = Moo

Dog go woof
Cat go meow
Horse go neigh
Phone go

18.09.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Britney Spears - Toxic (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by BritneySpearsVEVO Britney Spears - Toxic (Official HD Video)

RIP Tomas Lindberg.

16.09.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See, over here, we call them "Limp COOKIE."

15.09.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morbid Saint with the Fast riffs.
#musicsky #metalsky

14.09.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sesame Street: Cookie Monster's Disco Debut
YouTube video by Sesame Street Sesame Street: Cookie Monster's Disco Debut

I keep forgetting how good this is.

13.09.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the Jerk Store called... yeah, they're going out of business. with so many Jerks available on the internet, nobody cares about having a few quality Jerks on standby right in their own home anymore

13.09.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 598    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6
Art by teratodentata  of a tech priest saying We have recovered the archaeotech, glory to the omnissiah" and its a garfield phone.

Art by teratodentata of a tech priest saying We have recovered the archaeotech, glory to the omnissiah" and its a garfield phone.

10.08.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.09.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Found out WWE2k25 will be free for PS+ users next week and I'm excited about bringing this dude back.
#wrestlesky

10.09.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The best tuning. ❀️

10.09.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My guitarist wrote something in drop G# and I reminded him my bass works better with the strings attached.

Still a big fan of downtuning cuz I can't get caveman riffs outta standard.

10.09.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The piss tank on the ISS is now 35% full.

09.09.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

I'd buy that for $2.84 (adjusted for Inflation)

07.09.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

If you're protesting ICE in Chicago, let me know at sheryl@weikallaw.com if you need free legal training or legal support. If you're arrested protesting ICE, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

06.09.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4713    πŸ” 2660    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 86
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a man is sitting next to another man with the words `` dogs and cats living together '' written on the screen . Alt: a man is sitting next to another man with the words `` dogs and cats living together '' written on the screen .
06.09.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hangman Adam Page sitting in a cozy chair with a gas can at his feet. Swerve Strickland's house sits behind him engulfed in flames.

Hangman Adam Page sitting in a cozy chair with a gas can at his feet. Swerve Strickland's house sits behind him engulfed in flames.

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THE ARSONIST ERA πŸ₯° #AEW #AEWDynamite πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

04.09.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

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