Gene Bromberg

OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES

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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Dammit, you're gonna make me re-read this for the tenth time.

Chris Boswell. SERIAL KILLAH. #HereWeGo

A screenshot of a screenshot of the Arsenal-Palace game with the subtitles saying “Gabel got tit.”

Peacock closed-captioning really top notch. #Arsenal

You can’t tease us with a CHUNKVESTIGATION and leave us with a cliffhanger! What if I’m very HUNGRY and very DRUNK later and find myself in a Wal-Mart? It’s happened before!!

Man, what was the worse contract--Deshaun Watson with the Cleveland Browns, or Megyn Kelly with NBC News?

That was the soundtrack to sitting in Damon's House of Ribs, the only place in Pittsburgh with four huge big-screen TVs back in the early 90s, to watch 12 glorious hours of hoops.

Obama and his dog in the East Colonnade, now destroyed.

Ooh, didn't know she was touring and she'll be in Pittsburgh on the 6th! Tickets are $25, and the fees are...$8.26. Not ideal in any way, but not at a Mafia loan-shark level.

Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t

It does feel like a future Democratic Presidential candidate could make hay by saying, “I’m tearing down this ugly ballroom, tearing out the Trump patio, and rebuilding the East Wing and Rose Garden. And Trump is gonna pay for all of it.”

It's Republicans who shut the government down, Republicans holding hungry people hostage because they want to slash healthcare spending and leave tens of millions without insurance.

A photo of Piss Jugman, a yellow foam mascot shaped like a plastic bottle that you might, you know, pee in. His belly has the words "PISS JUG MAN" in three lines, though his name is spelled Piss Jugman. He always has an angry expression, with angled semi-circle eyes and a black semi-circle mouth, so he always looks pissed off.

Time to send a real American hero to address the situation.

“Oh man, “Saving Private Ryan” is the best war movie ever!”

“What’s your favorite part?”

“The big battle when we kill the guy woke Tom Hanks plays!”

“Uh…huh.”

Duncan Ave and McKnight, corner where McCandless Crossing shopping area is. People in all four sides of the intersection, and lots of people lined up along McKnight.

(Opening the toilet app to track my progress) OCTOBER 19 REPORT: “Please, please, stop eating Taco Bell every day. Come on.”

Suspect Guilty GIF Alt: A gif of Tim Robinson in the hog dog outfit saying “We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.”

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

This shouldn't be a penalty, though if the roles were reversed the penalty would be upheld and the #Arsenal player given a straight red.

McCandless Township (suburb north of Pittsburgh. Just one suburb).

[Exit King.]

A huge #NoKings rally in McCandless, north of Pittsburgh. The main rally is dahntahn, this was just one suburb. Crowd spread out all over the intersection and was down McKnight Road, hundreds of cars honking in support. Makes you proud to be an American.

A still from "The Simpsons" where Martin is on a commodities trading floor holding his hand up shouting "Soy! Soy! Soy!"

I don’t know what the Steelers should do with Porter. He won’t stop grabbing guys, and the refs don’t give him that leeway like they do with other corners. It’s gonna torpedo his career if he can’t fix it. #HereWeGo

I worked for an online poker site when this came out and I went to see it by myself and I’m LOVING it and then there’s the poker scenes and I’m like “YOU DONT SHOVE YOUR CHIPS LIKE THAT!! YOU CANT TELL THE BET SIZE! AND YOUR CONTINUITY DIRECTOR JUST SHAT HIMSELF!”

“I read this FASCINATING longform piece in Colossus about Zeus Techman! He takes a holistic approach to spreadsheets! He’s introducing a new paradigm of broccoli!”

“Zeus Techman? The Puppy Strangler?”

“The…the what?”

“He strangles puppies! For fun!”

“I…Colossus didn’t mention that in the story…”

Unfortunately, reality is only apparent *after* elections.

I’ve started playing chess online again and I’ve lost 5 consecutive games where I reached a position where I was about a 95% favorite to win. If there was a button I could press to destroy the entire universe I’d be mashing it right now.

In those games the Pirates are 20-35 (probably).