Papa John McKinsey

I call this one the Isiah Thomas Amuse Bouche

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

The New York Metropolitans: serving as hospice care for washed vets since ‘62™️

Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a close up of Samuel L. Jackson with a cigarette in his mouth. Text reads "Hold onto your butts"

when the butt thief is in town

Justin Verlander to the Giants

You can’t make me

Defiantly protesting the great injustice of having to go to the office for the first time after a long holiday

So much to gain and learn from these bots!

(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails

gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire

It’s a taxing role but we’re grateful for his sacrifice

Atlas has many spots but his most tactical is his throne overlooking the window; by laying on it sideways he’s able to observe happenings outside while still being keyed on the front door

Visit the SUPERDANA Store 3,655 Extension Cord 7 in, SUPERDANA Power Strip Surge Protector with 12-14 USB Charging Ports and 66 AC Outlets, 900W/4A, Flat Plug Power Outlet for Home, Office, Dorm, Gaming Room, Fire.

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

Bringing a laptop bag to and from the office to transport my lunch and nothing else

Kirby, the delightful Nintendo character, swallowed Jake Paul in the ring and now has stupid Zoomer poodle hair and an additional special move (use phone to film sacred burial rite of foreign indigenous people while they protest)