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@apple please make a jerkoff motion emoji I will use it every day I promise

I’m gonna make a crop top with this on it

thank you ken love you ken

Absolutely in love with the poster @sk8blanchett.bsky.social designed for my film ‘The Traveler & The Troll’

Getting all of my self-awareness removed so that I can finally write an article for The Cut

she kino on my lorber

We Asked The National Guard Deployed in L.A. What They Thought About Celine Song’s “Materialists”

Their answers show that our country is divided as ever.

(lorde voice)

🎶
you can be the captcha
I’ll select the images with cars
it’s a new artform
showing people you’re not a robot

yeeeuh
🎶

MI: The Final Reckoning has some big similarities with the Diaboromon segment of Digimon: The Movie

Generative Fill, huh?
Well how about I generatively fill your ass with my foot

if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.

I am ready for my Scandinavian era

oh this is about the wizard show, phew

every episode of Columbo is required to have:
- 1 actor who used to be super famous
- 1 actor who is going to become super famous
- 1 hottest woman I’ve ever seen

"you should read the whole recipe first before you start cooking" no. i'm built different. i don't need to do that

oh yeah? If I’m “male socialized” then how come I don’t like radiohead?

Aronofsky (derogatory)

I use a lot of big words in my everyday speech because I was raised in SoCal by a Philly parent and thus inherently sound dumb as rocks

I grimace at the name on the packaging every time I buy one, but god damn can those suckers get a dish clean.

I am nothing without my hard-and-fast dedication to bad opinions

okay here’s my most sincere opinion that seems like rage bait:

I think all jams and jellies are gross. Too sweet, bad texture, childish vibes

It’s such a good Clothes Movie. All those knit polos…

Hmm if only they made an HBO miniseries about this very thing

We’ve been in the prestige tv SLUMS for fucking yeeears and then something this engaging and original comes along and you’re gonna GRIPE? grow up.

I pity the person who thinks Severance is anything less than incredible

it sucks to have to “be brave” but we’re in this together sis

I’ve just started using “if not now, when?” as my mantra

because he is soooo goyishe looking!

Yeah its the best

The “HE’S the one pulling the strings” Steve Bannon-style ploy isn’t gonna work twice.

The fastest way easiest way to get Elon out of the government is for public consensus to overwhelmingly become “wow this guy is a weird, nerd-ass LOSER” to the point where Trump is embarrassed to be associated.