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Everywhere, but except this fucking country for some reason

16.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Before the internet every village had an idiot. Now every idiot has a village.

15.02.2026 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Technically you could have left Republican off

15.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You say that but people said that in 2015 and look where we are.

15.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you have to have a semblance of humanity to be haunted.

13.02.2026 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their day will come and there should be no mercy.

12.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Temu Voldemort an eat a dick.

12.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Proof that the evil isn’t only about those in the files.

11.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This fucking bitch…

11.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhy would I meet with anyone I don’t care about sir? My time is valuable. You think this face doesn’t take work? GTFO.”

11.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the Trump administration. Surely nothing untoward going on.

11.02.2026 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this story to hopefully help those who can’t see that the country is dying because they have the wrong light bulb wake up?

10.02.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And Ricky Martin is aging extremely well.

09.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 296    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t understand a thing but I was THOROUGHLY entertained

09.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ricky Martin is aging extremely well

09.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eating it out of a hollowed out woodchuck he found on the side of the road.

09.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait to see β€œBig Balls” with a byline.

05.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty amazing that someone took a diaper full of baby carrot shit and half the Country elected it president.

04.02.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whether it’s getting shot down in the streets or dying from completely preventable diseases, we are truly ruled by a caring government.

04.02.2026 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn Oprah for elevating this hack piece of shit.

04.02.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTell me Steve, did you bury her in the front yard like did?”

03.02.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brutal ad from Georgia Democrats dragging Republicans for recruiting the worst coach in Tennessee history to run for Senate… in Georgia. Ossoff is going to eat this clown alive.

03.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7
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@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Care to comment?

01.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would never have expected, but in honesty, I think I would have enjoyed hearing Glen go to town on it.

31.01.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@lindaholmes.bsky.social When do we get the β€œMelania” episode of PCHH?

31.01.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure - but what the fuck will we be left with?

30.01.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fuck did she think those β€œmass deportations now” signs were for?

28.01.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI don’t want anyone to die, but if you do, can you at least dress up a little more?”

26.01.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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