emet-pilled selchcel

tumblr screenshot (i think?) medievaljournalist 2h some elf bullshit happened

final fantasy xiv: heavensward

me yesterday: I don't really feel all that jet-lagged, this is easy:)

me today: if I close my eyes for longer than a second I will be in dream land

sleepless

the half heart hand + thumbs up is slaying me, 10/10 cosplay

I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery

Standoff
Acrylic on Board
2025

cheaper too, I might add

I also miss japanese trains... I have to travel to my hometown from NYC via amtrak it will take 5 HOURS. even the slowest shinkansen, the kodama, takes a little under 3 hours from tokyo to kyoto--which is a greater distance!

why don't we have deep tubs like that??? that keep the water heated!!! we look like cavemen in comparison!

am I just supposed to purchase and install a bidet now? preposterous

I already miss japanese toilets

turns out it is in fact possible to show up at the airport too early

*my friends get pulled with me into my version of silent hill and all the monsters have their dick caught in a jeans zipper*
hmm i wonder what that’s all about

my decision to purchase an additional suitcase at donki remains sound

I wanted to draw the DT characters as little creatures... and bonus wol #ffxiv #art #arthurtag

[after visiting takeshita dori] I may have gone too far in a few places

honey bread big enough to kill a man feat. @deliriousdove’s elf boy

WE WON THE CACTPOT GRAND PRIZE???

ramiel for scale, it was HUGE

low key am not over the phan hard launch bc I think it is genuinely so sweet that they've been together this long, despite everything--like damn maybe soulmates *are* real

A meme with a character from Watchmen whose name I can’t remember, saying: It is 1982. I am one year old. Tron bombs at the box office It is 2010. I am twenty-nine years old. Tron bombs at the box office It is 2025. I am fourty-four years old. Tron bombs at the box office

This meme made me laugh.

a plushie of ramiel (my wol) looking out the window of the shinkansen

ramiel with two big totoro plushies

ramiel returns to Tokyo! looks like he's made some new friends there

literally moisturized, in my lane, and flourishing rn 🪷

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

#FFXIV #FF14 #Shadowbringer

day 12: tentacles+eldritch horror + (all the way through💖)

the pros of azem being an all transforming eldritch monster <)

#mih4nnart #ffxiv

"is now a good time to admit idk who dan and phil are?" no, get out, this isn't your moment

it is extremely like them to reveal this out of the blue, they enjoy inflicting psychic damage on us

dan and phil revealing they have been together this entire time is somehow both the least surprising thing in the world but also an 8.5 phanquake on the rpf scale

a setting will have primogeniture yet same sex marriage is incredibly common... you guys!

a lot of queer-normative fantasy worlds are poorly thought out with no consideration to how hierarchical power structures intersect w/ sexuality and reproductive rights. these things don't exist in a vacuum