Matthew 🍔

Ok. That doesn’t work.

Well, Mack the Finger said to Louie the King
"I got 37 pencils
And a thousand telephones that don't ring
Do you know where I can get rid of these things?"

They’ve also expanded into piracy on the high seas.

He’s a pirate 🏴‍☠️

I'm old enough to remember when having preprinted signs at an event meant you were getting paid to be there.

Not to say he won’t transfer to liberal arts school, but he made the correct choice for him at the stage he is now.

A liberal arts education isn’t for everyone. My son goes to a tech-focused university. He wouldn’t pass a history class because he wouldn’t bother to do the work. My wife and I liked literature and history classes (we were both physics majors), but he needed something different.

The government’s fiscal year begins in October so the end of the year doesn’t happen when everyone is out of town or busy with holiday type stuff.

All-charm Tetraquarks is the name of my a cappella free jazz quartet.

Right. If this was something people wanted, the free market would supply it. The would be some company with a whole chain of airport gyms. Instead, people wanted P. F. Chang’s.

Fun movie trivia: Trump is the only cast member of Home Alone 2 to have been impeached twice by the House of Representatives.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

I’m thinking about the guy in the DC metro on his phone: “Yeah, I had to go give a urine for that court thing. … I know, on a fucking Saturday.” Thanks for sharing.

Ok, I did that with transphobia. Mostly because it seemed like a weird contrast.

I think we all know that “affordability” isn’t even a real word.

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I have this weird Frank Sinatra/Dean Martin album where Sinatra goes off on an extremely transphobic rant about Renée Richards. www.discogs.com/release/2231...

I sometimes think about how the Get Back documentary was a movie I wanted to see for 30 years. I’ve always really liked that material, had bootlegs of it, even managed to get a copy of the Let it Be movie.

Someone knocking at the door
I said who is it where you from?
Man said Freddie
I said Freddie who
He said Freddie or not
Here I come
— Bib Dylan, Nobel laureate

Pete Best on the other hand was not.

When will people realize the issues affecting old white Christians are the only true universal issues?

Is there anything Republicans aren’t afraid of? Imagine admitting you’re afraid to say “Merry Christmas.”

There's going to be a riot when they keep the changed version.

Less of a business reporter than a business teleprompter reader.

I was told it was the greatest trade agreement in history.

He sounds like he’s going fall asleep mid-speech.

The weird thing about hiring people with no management experience to the highest level of management is that they have no management experience.

I was about to have some cottage cheese. Is that ok?

I’ve always wondered. Was this an outtake or was it original for this episode.

The only thing he knows about Somali immigrants is that you said some mean things about him. He’s an idiot and a racist and doesn’t bother to learn anything.

Shouldn’t someone be asking “What the fuck is wrong with you you racist piece of shit?”