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@aunthortense.bsky.social

Calcium and spite // cryptid // professional naysayer

163 Followers  |  204 Following  |  201 Posts  |  Joined: 21.06.2023  |  1.7853

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*Endless* ways this could be abused.

15.10.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you want to talk about putting potentially compromising information in the worst possible handsโ€ฆ

15.10.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also trying to get back to work while maintaining sanity ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Iโ€™m so glad youโ€™re getting back to art! I got real focused on sewing so Iโ€™m making my own clothes these days. ๐Ÿ˜

14.10.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New UFO just dropped

11.10.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly. You have to appeal to *their* values, not your own.

11.10.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EEEEEEDDD!! Itโ€™s been forever howโ€™s things?

11.10.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I take great delight in knowing that wherever she is now, she would be *horrified* by what theyโ€™re doing to it.

11.10.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tonight?? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ No I think Iโ€™ve only seen the first and the bts oneโ€ฆ

11.10.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ALL I WANT TO DO IS SCREAM ABOUT IT I MAY NOT SURVIVE

11.10.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fandom friends I have just finished S2 of Interview with the Vampire and OH MY FUCKING GOD ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿซ  ๐Ÿชฆ

11.10.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meta pirated and seeded porn for years to train AI, lawsuit says โ€” Ars Technica Lawsuit: Meta may have seeded porn to minors while hiding piracy for AI training.

Pornography being a perennial bulwark for artistโ€™s rights never gets old and never stops being funny.

apple.news/A0GTi37pjSDq...

31.07.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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News - Newly Deciphered Cuneiform Tablet Contains Unknown Sumerian Myth - Archaeology Magazine CHICAGO, ILLINOISโ€”A riveting lost Sumerian myth was recently rediscovered thanks to University of Chicago Sumerologist [โ€ฆ]

New Sumerian myth just dropped

30.07.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 697    ๐Ÿ” 238    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

It's working.

Keep calling.

28.07.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 347    ๐Ÿ” 233    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mastercard and Visa face backlash after hundreds of adult games removed from online stores Steam and Itch.io Payment platforms demand services remove NSFW content after open letter from Australian anti-porn group Collective Shout, triggering accusations of censorship

The Guardian just covered the Steam / itchio situation

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

28.07.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1868    ๐Ÿ” 991    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50
Photo of Tom Lehrer

Photo of Tom Lehrer

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

27.07.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28336    ๐Ÿ” 4774    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 833    ๐Ÿ“Œ 688

Nah, JD has a uniform kink and likes to hurt and humiliate Nazis. Because fuck those guys (in the ass, with a cactus).

25.07.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a white and gold dress is sitting in a chair and says how poetic .. ALT: a woman in a white and gold dress is sitting in a chair and says how poetic ..
25.07.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2) Tradwife is a fetish. Not a sociopolitical position/preference.

21.07.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 472    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always figured the RNC getting hacked was the real death knell.

19.07.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Younger generations do need to step up and vote, but I canโ€™t blame them for being disengaged when their concerns and needs are so hopelessly brushed off as impossible dreams. Politicians are supposed to appeal to
voters, not tell them theyโ€™re stupid and donโ€™t matter.

19.07.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s institutional problems in terms of candidate selection, not least of which is that younger libs/lefties/progressives skew further left than the DNC is comfortable with. Theyโ€™re not scared of words like socialism. But the older generation still holds the purse strings and wonโ€™t let go.

19.07.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well you see what theyโ€™re into is whatโ€™s popular, right?

18.07.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like we owe Kojima an apology because heโ€™s like โ€œThis is my villain, Corrupto Moneyguy. He controls the media and eats children.โ€ As it turns out, this is a nuanced and accurate view of global politics.

18.07.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8406    ๐Ÿ” 2286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

The worst thing in the world to acknowledge is that perhaps, yes, it is you. You are the problem. Maybe you donโ€™t mean it. Maybe you didnโ€™t care at the time. Stillโ€”it was you the whole time.

18.07.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awful quiet in this thread here.

18.07.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re so *boring*, how do you live like that?

18.07.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hoarding. They hoard everything. Power. Money. Jobs. Housing. Education. Public goods. Generation Me never lost a step in that regard.

18.07.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately your cohort is unable to sit down and let someone else have a turn being in power. Talk some sense into your peers, they sure arenโ€™t listening to us.

18.07.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
View of the WGBH building in Boston with an electronic marquee reading โ€œLocal. Trusted. Defunded.โ€

View of the WGBH building in Boston with an electronic marquee reading โ€œLocal. Trusted. Defunded.โ€

WGBH building in Boston today

18.07.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7307    ๐Ÿ” 2155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 98

Ok but theyโ€™re still going to run a full tox panel, right?

17.07.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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