Adequate Guy Greg

Think, for a second, how well this would go in Baton Rouge.

My 85 year old aunt in Youngstown, Ohio would love this.

Hegseth immediately sent out an order stating all military students are no longer 'cadets' and are now 'catapults'.

The NYT quickly updates their style book.

Everyone seems to have forgotten that "StarkVegas" is supposed to be ironic.

I bet the chaos goes straight to the hips.

I saw a Kevin James/Post Malone fusion.

A limited vinyl release of her new album with the A & B tracks on opposite sides of the disc.

Gameday now revolves around McAfee and it's unbearable.

@jcsalterego.bsky.socialt

All I see is Master Shake.

Not to mention the Chinese and Russian bots that steer the discourse there.

It's like if Tyler Perry made sci-fi.

Nothing owned by a Murdoch will ever do the right thing.

Not to mention the push to frame the shooter as having succumbed to the woke mind virus after one year of college.

How is that stock not $5 a share.

I only get one location, an obesity clinic (?) when I search centra MS. No CVS, Walgreens, etc.

Dems are so feckless. How hard is it to hold a press conference and stand in front of 2 baskets of groceries - one priced before tariffs and one at current prices? Repubs used to do that kind of thing all the time.

Miller

Screenshot of a scientific American article with a headline asking why do animals keep evolving into crabs? Saying, crab like bodies are so evolutionary favorable that they've evolved at least five different times. Followed by a picture of a fat little crab in a defensive position with both claws raised.

Science doing for the apes what evolution refused.

"...listen to the sweet sculptural rhythms of Charles Mingus."

Wes Yang thinks he's Tyler Durden.

Really the story here should be the cucking of an American president, not that said cuck couldn't make a peace deal he was incapable of brokering.

Sounds more like an editorial board piece tbh.

Sewing on a button is one of life's unheralded pleasures.

They'll get the presidential medal of freedom. I'm sure they're fine.

Probably from scraping reddit, sarcasm is lost on chatbots.

This guy is a total donkey. The gop gov primary is going to be a freak show next go round.

"Trump to unveil plans for a military occupation of the nation's capital," would also suffice.

Get your consultants to try out the phrase "Import taxes on Americans" on their focus groups and see how that polls.