@maxieboy.bsky.social
Big city idiot who moved to the ass middle of nowhere. Pretty funny. Has been paid to be funny.
Cracking 3 eggs in a pan and shouting "western decadence!'
18.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not looking to get the key to the city or have my face on money or anything, but the porn parody is obviously called One Butthole After Another
26.09.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why don't they sell pickles at the movie theatre?
30.08.2025 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A country artist named George Gay who's all about fighting cops and sucking cocks
29.08.2025 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They are pushing so hard for Shin Godzilla to be a classic and not a boring movie that sucks shit.
23.08.2025 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The homework crowd and the nihilist crowd need to be friends
15.06.2025 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0...These hands
They look like big strong hands, don't they?
You're gonna catch these hands
You ever see the "no skateboarding" sign up at a place with NO spots and think "awwww honey..."?
11.06.2025 04:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The only times I've felt content have been looking into the eyes of a loved one in a public space. The only times I've felt stoked shit was on fire.
10.06.2025 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I'm neurospicy"
Wow. Uh. It sucks that you said it that way.
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
23.05.2025 21:03 — 👍 7947 🔁 1098 💬 255 📌 86It's absolutely insane that one of our main modern crises was also the problem in Sonic The Hedgehog
23.05.2025 02:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let's be done with Steve Carrell.
16.05.2025 06:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't tell you why, but Meyers is a woman's last name.
14.05.2025 22:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i wrote the only necessary "why i left new york" piece in history
05.05.2025 21:43 — 👍 338 🔁 25 💬 9 📌 0Guy in the window seat on the plane SHUT THE WINDOW! My dude! I WANT TO LOOK OUT TUBE!
09.05.2025 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh me?! I use Body By Charles Entertainment Cheese
09.05.2025 12:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The dumbest accent in the lower 48 is Oklahoma
09.05.2025 12:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
listen up fellas
04.05.2025 15:45 — 👍 1634 🔁 234 💬 184 📌 191Betting on everyone getting Churchill Downs Syndrome (being drunk)
03.05.2025 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Might move back to New York now that the Brooklyn banks has reopened
21.04.2025 01:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All I want is a caked up baddie who is vegetarian or vegan, rides bicycles as a primary form or transportation, hates cops, is funny, fucks crazy, and has fun hobbies. Is that so hard?
14.04.2025 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All of my fits from now on will correspond with bird colorways
11.04.2025 01:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I have a son I will name him Kermit. If I have a daughter, it sucks, but she will be named Kermita.
03.04.2025 00:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey girl, I like your mustard colored sweater. When did you go through your Decemberists phase?
15.03.2025 14:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone who voted for Trump getting fucked over right now: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOTTA LIE IN THIS BED I MADE?!?!
14.03.2025 12:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking at your parents as an adult:
What made you think I could save your marriage?! I'm nearly 40 and have no savings!
How did no one tell me that Fred Willard is in Wall-E?! Explain yourselves entire world!
07.03.2025 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
