Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a darkly lit engineering near the warp core. Worf is in uniform and walking alongside the cute lil safety railing. He looks focused and intense. Closed caption reads, "Living among these humans has sucked."
05.08.2025 17:54 β π 1685 π 413 π¬ 13 π 35
Whether it's conservatives assassinating State Senators in Minnesota or liberals refusing to sell Alan Dershowitz pierogis in Martha's Vineyard, both sides have taken incivility to an extreme.
03.08.2025 03:27 β π 3783 π 666 π¬ 45 π 24
The gerrymander in Texas is constitutional. The ones in New York and California are not.
by Sam Alito, Amy Coney Barret, Neil Gorsuch, Bret Kavanaugh, John Roberts, and Clarence Thomas
31.07.2025 17:35 β π 1852 π 313 π¬ 53 π 22
Headline of article by the UKβs Adrian Chiles βWhy do I hate umbrellas? How long have you got?β
I have 15 seconds tops
31.07.2025 15:39 β π 575 π 25 π¬ 30 π 12
Ann Arbor, MI
June 14, 2025
31.07.2025 15:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If you work hard and believe in yourself, you too can be a pantless construction cat riding a springy horse.
30.07.2025 22:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Screenshot of a headline about Justin Trudeau maybe dating Katy Perry and Iβd have to pay to read the article which was sobering and I am grateful
Have never felt more looked out for by a paywall
29.07.2025 23:31 β π 3330 π 296 π¬ 33 π 11
Baby deer bein' a snuggle bug in the backyard!
28.07.2025 22:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Predictably devolved into an impromptu robot fist-fight after like two minutes
27.07.2025 22:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Impromptu robot dance party!
27.07.2025 22:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
27.07.2025 04:47 β π 5620 π 1015 π¬ 40 π 48
Former Chicagoan rooting for y'all from Detroit!
26.05.2025 19:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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