@fuckitimarobot.bsky.social
Your friend when the robots take over
Stop 👏 listening 👏 to 👏 people 👏 afraid 👏 of 👏 eating 👏 carbohydrates
06.11.2025 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Guess I'm going out the way I came in
05.11.2025 21:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Wearing yellow shorts was WILD
29.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Name a show that caused more breakups?
16.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Y'all gotta chill with the Bigfoot stuff
14.10.2025 23:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
With or without the eyelids?
12.10.2025 15:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
Bring back Bully Beatdown
11.10.2025 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Whose house they serving this at?
08.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why do enablers always enable the worst people?
08.10.2025 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sometimes I feel kinda sad. But then I remember this photo
04.10.2025 18:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What song starts playing for you when you turn this on?
28.09.2025 15:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Name this Pokémon
18.09.2025 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When you a very small pink dog who despite your name gets easily frightened, lives in a farmhouse in the Middle of Nowhere, Kansas, just trying to chill with your super sweet owner & her grumpy husband, but the scary monsters, aliens, and supernatural spooky things won't let you
13.09.2025 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Once upon a time they made a movie about people sending emails
10.09.2025 19:15 — 👍 41 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 2
The algorithm every time engagement picks up & people that follow me actually start seeing stuff that I post
09.09.2025 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Final Boss level dad joke
24.08.2025 18:01 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Anyone else ever catch the math not mathing on the tip/gratuity guide portion of your receipt?
07.08.2025 13:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The absolute lock this man had on television
04.08.2025 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If your lawyer's office looks like this you're going to jail
28.07.2025 20:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Uncle Baby Billy's real life dad looks like the type of guy that can get you an eight ball & 2 million dollars
26.07.2025 19:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What's the deal with people who start complaining about something and the minute you take their side, they switch it up and start defending the same thing they were JUST COMPLAINING ABOUT
What's up with that?
Ever since I read this I just want my dog to know I got your back little buddy, I GOT YOU!!
24.07.2025 15:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I'm so done with you people
17.07.2025 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The 50 yr old twice divorced deadbeat dad of lettuce
08.07.2025 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How would you feel if you saw this in the restroom of your favorite restaurant?
08.07.2025 17:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Survived the struggle sandwich starter pack
06.07.2025 15:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This right here, and a bowl of cold spaghetti
21.06.2025 20:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yesterday's post got me thinking.. What are some of the craziest hotel policies you've come across here lately?
20.06.2025 15:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Am I losing my mind or did these used to be ridiculously delicious?
19.06.2025 04:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Quite possibly one of the most quotable movies ever created
17.06.2025 23:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
