Duncan Elkins

“Sanford stadium food options are good.” @tonywaller.bsky.social

motherfucker I am GOING to a New Mexico game

Let’s see that fourth quarter on your Instagram story, Mr. Freshwater.

Here for it.

Not a huge fan of the new “Bend but don’t bark” defensive scheme.

The new fireworks in Sanford rain soot all over our section, which I guess serves this gal right for ignoring the “stripe out” mandate and not wearing red.

AI wine slop image in a tweet from @TheWineLovers

See also mobileapp.cellartracker.com/insights and their exquisite command of AI. Is this a good vintage of “Chabis?”

If Florida wins this can we have an emergency @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social after dark?

Yes, but also food pairings.

If this image of “Chabis” and “Cleæit” is how AI is going to transform my cellar management, I think I can get by with a notebook.

There was a fight in 135 between a couple of visiting fans and a Georgia guy. Bama #1 did a hockey-style shirt-pull over the Georgia fan’s head and then the guy’s shorts fell down as he struggled to get out of it.

Right? There should be a way to document and report this.

We used to be a *proper* country.

My pre-order via Audible, placed over the summer, was just cancelled. “We are unable to provide a new estimated release date at this time. We will continue pursuing this item and hope to be able to offer it to customers in the future. We apologize for any inconvenience.”

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When Kirby comes out after halftime and sees the Sanford stands have emptied.

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New hatred, old hatred, folks are abiding too much of it. @bittersouth.bsky.social

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I scrolled pretty far, can it be that I’m the first to share this with you?

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Man, this one gets me. My dad loved Tom Lehrer. I’d even fantasized, of late, about kidnapping him from his home in Santa Cruz and driving him to a concert hall cut from an Iowa cornfield.

I come from a two-child household and dinners at one friend’s were always spiced with the possibility that I would be there again when he, the youngest, would be addressed as,“Johnpeterkatiestephen.”

The pup in question, testing the boundaries of his “place.”

On-site Normaltown Elder Masters can plus a pint of Stoke because I needed a dog-friendly place with A/C before we crate the pup and go to dinner.

They’re crappy apps, too. The one that tracks school buses in my town likes to log me out every 3-4 launches. The resulting login challenge comes from a domain that’s different from the app’s name, which flummoxes my password manager. I never seek bus location when I’m at leisure to look up a PW…

I think it was supposed to just free-fall into the elbow and thence into the sewer stack. But it splashed enough to erode the dirt around the half brick and threw everything out of whack.

We had that under a bathroom, in effect, though not by design. The “design” was a somewhat larger-diameter cast-iron elbow sitting on half a brick angled up toward the tub drain.

“In the same way that colleges give students school email accounts, she said, soon ‘every student who comes to campus would have access to their personalized A.I. account.’” Tell me you’ve never met a modern college student without telling me…

My students use email grudgingly, if at all?

The Real Storm podcast gets straight to the point *and* has timestamps, I’ll bet.

Warhammer shop next to the Ann Arbor Pharmacy would be a good place to verify the “drugs would be cheaper” meme. @edsbs.bsky.social

Just got my estimated tax payment in under the wire.

A driver's car soared 120 feet after vaulting off of a tow truck's ramp in Georgia The scary spectacle was captured on video by the body camera of a sheriff's deputy who was helping with another crash on the highway.

Altima primer: A driver's car soared 120 feet after vaulting off of a tow truck ramp

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My other car was an F/A-18 but it fell off the deck of the USS Harry S. Truman.