Me as a BigLaw summer associate: Being a lawyer is great! You eat lunch at amazing restaurants every day!
Me 30+ years later: The structural integrity of these Hot Pockets has suffered since they stopped including the microwave heat-focus sleeve. [Slurps approx. 8000 MG of sodium from CupONoodles]
13.11.2025 20:24 β π 2665 π 129 π¬ 82 π 10
This was an unbelievable record that I bought just because of the title. Very complex, well crafted stuff. Blew my mind when I found out how young they were
11.11.2025 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs insane to treat the filibuster as the most sacrosanct.
Article 1 power of the purse, oversight, and war? Nah.
Emoluments clauses? Bribery prohibition? Meh.
Criminal law? 14A? Doesnβt count.
But maybe the Senate changes a rule it has multiple times before? Gasp! Not that. Anything but that.
11.11.2025 13:09 β π 2130 π 457 π¬ 43 π 13
I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
11.11.2025 02:05 β π 9785 π 1722 π¬ 73 π 51
The problem isn't that they caved for a promised vote; the problem is that the vote will be a meaningless gesture impressing no one but Senate Democrats.
It will fail. ACA beneficiaries will suffer considerably as a result and there will be no consequences of any kind for Republicans.
10.11.2025 18:31 β π 2141 π 429 π¬ 105 π 21
And further, the Senate Dems now own the shutdown. They essentially take responsibility for it and away from the GOP. They gave everything and got nothing and we all get kicked in the teeth.
10.11.2025 12:22 β π 337 π 58 π¬ 4 π 5
Democrats could have had "Trump cancelled Thanksgiving" and instead decided to lose.
10.11.2025 14:20 β π 14 π 3 π¬ 2 π 1
Dems backed Trump into a corner where heβs advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing itβs a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
09.11.2025 22:58 β π 26738 π 7503 π¬ 842 π 528
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
10.11.2025 00:36 β π 25979 π 6445 π¬ 250 π 212
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
10.11.2025 02:31 β π 15290 π 4142 π¬ 263 π 208
Largest pickup truck
09.11.2025 08:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. Itβs basically a national landmark at this point
08.11.2025 06:15 β π 12907 π 3231 π¬ 214 π 404
what kind of country is this, where dangerous radicals can throw sandwiches at our brave secret masked torture police with impunity
07.11.2025 16:57 β π 1164 π 180 π¬ 19 π 0
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell speaking at a lectern
NFL Commissioner Reveals Ambitious Plan That Ensures Every Roster Made Up Of Guys Named Jalen
05.11.2025 20:14 β π 14 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
05.11.2025 13:56 β π 9096 π 1823 π¬ 78 π 71
Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
05.11.2025 13:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Auction I'm looking through has pie-cutters carved from bone, for when you're all, "Mmm, I'd like some tasty pie, but also an ancient curse."
04.11.2025 03:20 β π 147 π 33 π¬ 11 π 4
Nooo
04.11.2025 04:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βDems moved too far leftβ is more pundit-consultant industrial complex than empirically-supported analysis. It lives in euphemism and vibes.
It wrongly assumes abandoning core values will yield a net increase in votes.
And to the extent itβs really political strategy, itβs fighting the last war.
02.11.2025 13:10 β π 371 π 61 π¬ 7 π 9
Letβs be clear, most EBT users are white. The reason heβs specifically lying about βweavesβ and weβve seen so many AI fakes of Black women ranting about food stamps is they need to make BW the face EBT because they know many Americans donβt care if Black people suffer, and some actually wish for it.
01.11.2025 17:22 β π 6016 π 1930 π¬ 174 π 93
All of this is happening to give the uber wealthy a tax cut they don't need and the country cannot afford.
31.10.2025 03:26 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes
30.10.2025 20:04 β π 3443 π 794 π¬ 4 π 17
Itβs crazymaking to watch people nod sagely about findings that are just demonstrably untrue.
What is true, I think, is Dems keep trying to run cautious meat and potatoes races only to be tagged in the public mind with all the social issues their opponents obsess over and they leave unanswered.
28.10.2025 14:25 β π 1097 π 178 π¬ 59 π 10
Bringing a Survey to a Gun Fight
βPollingismβ Has Failed Democrats and Voters. Hereβs Why, and What to Do Instead.
2) Republicans use polls to shape strategy, not to shape their positions.
Public opinion is malleable. Most people don't have firm opinions. Republicans shape the river. Democrats chase the currents--and it hasn't worked.
@anatosaurus.bsky.social has written on this also
27.10.2025 22:03 β π 702 π 192 π¬ 11 π 22
oh look, giving in to a bully didn't work, again
25.10.2025 21:06 β π 823 π 133 π¬ 56 π 5
Carson Wentz is like if a squirrel became an NFL QB
24.10.2025 01:56 β π 57 π 3 π¬ 5 π 2
Command & Control 3 - Reverse Engineering Labs
Advanced malware often uses a droppers, which are small payloads designed to download the next stage of the malware from the C2. You'll have to reverse engineer the first stage to get the next.
Just released a new malware analysis lab: Command & Control 3.
This lab tests provides an introduction to multi-stage malware loaders. Your job is to reverse engineer the command & control protocol, then write a script to retrieve the second stage payload. Inside you'll find the flag.
18.10.2025 23:46 β π 93 π 16 π¬ 1 π 0
As you may have noticed, white supremacists want to stop the influx of hardworking young people (aka immigration) while somehow forcing white women to have lots more babies to compensate, but they refuse to make having kids more affordable and less arduous an experience.
16.10.2025 21:46 β π 2950 π 790 π¬ 184 π 34
Mamdani: "I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won't be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own."
15.10.2025 19:29 β π 26611 π 5867 π¬ 547 π 376
heavy jpeg artifact
https://linktr.ee/hausofholes
$gnosticmilf
not the nazi one on twitter
I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
researcher @google; serial complexity unpacker
ex @ msft & aerospace
Definitely not a haunted zoo
π Host of @hoodpoliticspod
π€ Hip-Hop x History x Culture
π Author | Speaker | Artist
π© Bookings: info.nashville@leftright.co
https://fyi.me/p/prophiphop
The Far Side, near at hand
Account by @cowtools.org
Unofficial bot that mirrors the NFLβs twitter feed
maintained by: @darthblaise.bsky.social
Been misbehaving since the TannhΓ€user Gate
Semper Shitpoast
All is for All
You forfeit the rights you deny others.
They/them
π#42069
NFL and Philly sports at The Ringer/Spotify
(βΆ-Whatever State Fucks The Hardest)
Following this account is a binding agreement in which I can make a pog from your PFP
Trans lives are precious
I do not followback politics-heavy accounts sorry
banner contributions @dsoart.com and @scomputer.fun
your least favorite she/they
https://onlyfans.com/officialgogurt
$ lotionwiz
NFL writer | Most recently: The 33rd Team | FO/FTN Almanac | danpizzuta@gmail.com | snapsandstats.ghost.io
Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
We are nomadic warriors united by one dream -- anointing JB Pritzker the Khagan of America
| MatchQuarters.com
| Let's Talk Ball! pod
| 6 books on defense
| No Frills Daily Football Clips
| '23 NFL Big Data Bowl Finalist
Whatβs the best album of 1989? Letβs find out! A new match every M-F, 9am CST. What just lost? Look at the pics above!
Bracket: https://challonge.com/bestalbumof1989
Newsletter: https://buttondown.email/kentmbeeson.
Managed by @kentmbeeson.bsky.social
I run a newsletter/podcast called Volts about clean energy & politics. Subscribe & join the community at http://volts.wtf!
Writer, musician, hobbyist coder. Journalist with Wired / New York Times Magazine / Mother Jones, author of "Coders: The Making of a New Tribe and the Remaking of the World". Blog at clivethompson.medium.com. Built https://www.weirdoldbookfinder.net/
Amazing feats of engineering. Posted by https://root.vc