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Thomas R. Houlihan

@houlihan.bsky.social

My life's a natural high. The man can't put no thing on me.

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Me as a BigLaw summer associate: Being a lawyer is great! You eat lunch at amazing restaurants every day!

Me 30+ years later: The structural integrity of these Hot Pockets has suffered since they stopped including the microwave heat-focus sleeve. [Slurps approx. 8000 MG of sodium from CupONoodles]

13.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2665    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 10

This was an unbelievable record that I bought just because of the title. Very complex, well crafted stuff. Blew my mind when I found out how young they were

11.11.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s insane to treat the filibuster as the most sacrosanct.

Article 1 power of the purse, oversight, and war? Nah.

Emoluments clauses? Bribery prohibition? Meh.

Criminal law? 14A? Doesn’t count.

But maybe the Senate changes a rule it has multiple times before? Gasp! Not that. Anything but that.

11.11.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2130    πŸ” 457    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 13

I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity

11.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9785    πŸ” 1722    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 51

The problem isn't that they caved for a promised vote; the problem is that the vote will be a meaningless gesture impressing no one but Senate Democrats.

It will fail. ACA beneficiaries will suffer considerably as a result and there will be no consequences of any kind for Republicans.

10.11.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2141    πŸ” 429    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 21

And further, the Senate Dems now own the shutdown. They essentially take responsibility for it and away from the GOP. They gave everything and got nothing and we all get kicked in the teeth.

10.11.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 337    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

Democrats could have had "Trump cancelled Thanksgiving" and instead decided to lose.

10.11.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.

09.11.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 26738    πŸ” 7503    πŸ’¬ 842    πŸ“Œ 528

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

10.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 25979    πŸ” 6445    πŸ’¬ 250    πŸ“Œ 212

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

10.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15290    πŸ” 4142    πŸ’¬ 263    πŸ“Œ 208

Largest pickup truck

09.11.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

08.11.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 12907    πŸ” 3231    πŸ’¬ 214    πŸ“Œ 404

what kind of country is this, where dangerous radicals can throw sandwiches at our brave secret masked torture police with impunity

07.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1164    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell speaking at a lectern

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell speaking at a lectern

NFL Commissioner Reveals Ambitious Plan That Ensures Every Roster Made Up Of Guys Named Jalen

05.11.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

05.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9096    πŸ” 1823    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 71

Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

05.11.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Auction I'm looking through has pie-cutters carved from bone, for when you're all, "Mmm, I'd like some tasty pie, but also an ancient curse."

04.11.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

Nooo

04.11.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDems moved too far left” is more pundit-consultant industrial complex than empirically-supported analysis. It lives in euphemism and vibes.

It wrongly assumes abandoning core values will yield a net increase in votes.

And to the extent it’s really political strategy, it’s fighting the last war.

02.11.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 371    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 9

Let’s be clear, most EBT users are white. The reason he’s specifically lying about β€œweaves” and we’ve seen so many AI fakes of Black women ranting about food stamps is they need to make BW the face EBT because they know many Americans don’t care if Black people suffer, and some actually wish for it.

01.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6016    πŸ” 1930    πŸ’¬ 174    πŸ“Œ 93

All of this is happening to give the uber wealthy a tax cut they don't need and the country cannot afford.

31.10.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes

30.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3443    πŸ” 794    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 17

It’s crazymaking to watch people nod sagely about findings that are just demonstrably untrue.

What is true, I think, is Dems keep trying to run cautious meat and potatoes races only to be tagged in the public mind with all the social issues their opponents obsess over and they leave unanswered.

28.10.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1097    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 10
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Bringing a Survey to a Gun Fight β€œPollingism” Has Failed Democrats and Voters. Here’s Why, and What to Do Instead.

2) Republicans use polls to shape strategy, not to shape their positions.

Public opinion is malleable. Most people don't have firm opinions. Republicans shape the river. Democrats chase the currents--and it hasn't worked.

@anatosaurus.bsky.social has written on this also

27.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 702    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 22

oh look, giving in to a bully didn't work, again

25.10.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 823    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 5

Carson Wentz is like if a squirrel became an NFL QB

24.10.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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Command & Control 3 - Reverse Engineering Labs Advanced malware often uses a droppers, which are small payloads designed to download the next stage of the malware from the C2. You'll have to reverse engineer the first stage to get the next.

Just released a new malware analysis lab: Command & Control 3.

This lab tests provides an introduction to multi-stage malware loaders. Your job is to reverse engineer the command & control protocol, then write a script to retrieve the second stage payload. Inside you'll find the flag.

18.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As you may have noticed, white supremacists want to stop the influx of hardworking young people (aka immigration) while somehow forcing white women to have lots more babies to compensate, but they refuse to make having kids more affordable and less arduous an experience.

16.10.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2950    πŸ” 790    πŸ’¬ 184    πŸ“Œ 34
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Mamdani: "I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won't be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own."

15.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 26611    πŸ” 5867    πŸ’¬ 547    πŸ“Œ 376

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