Andi

“HEY! I’m in a Buick!”

I drove a kid I went to high school with home one day because he lived next door to a friend who I was also driving home. At the time I was driving a Buick Rendezvous. he was high and kept yelling out the window, “HEY! I’m in a Buick!”

well, I got a Buick Encore today. and all I could think was—

Predicting that this week we’ll hear more conciliatory words from the Administration regarding Minnesota (since they’re starting to realize that ICE has become politically toxic) but everyone outside of Minnesota needs to know that nothing on the ground has changed.

We didn't say body cams on ICE. Their murders are already on video. We said no more ICE.

ICE claim that a man shattered his skull running into wall triggers tension at a Minnesota hospital Nurses in Minneapolis doubted federal immigration officers' claims about a Mexican immigrant's severe injuries.

Law enforcement cannot be lawless.

Thousands of aggressive, untrained agents of the federal government continue to injure and terrorize Minnesotans. This must end.

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I could really go for some cornbread with honey butter right now.

37.) Hayley Williams was robbed.

and with 37, my favorite number, I’m headed to bed.

36.) Cher is the same age as the president and looks at least a decade younger. her plastic surgeon deserves a lifetime achievement award.

35.) Jon Batiste, too. what a talented man. everyone who’s come out to assist Ms. Hill is so uniquely talented.

34.) I forgot she was also paying tribute to Roberta Flack. what a talent lost, my word.

31.) Lauryn Hill is always stunning.

32.) Lauryn Hill is immeasurably talented.

33.) this entire tribute to D’Angelo 💔

29.) interesting choice to have Posty cover “War Pigs”. was T-Pain unavailable?

30.) Post Malone is doing is a pretty great job, though, I gotta hand it to him.

28.) Chromakopia is dead, long live Chromakopia

25.) Carole King’s ICE OUT pin 🥹 I feel supported as a Minnesotan today at the Grammys.

26.) Billie saying “no one is illegal on stolen land” 🥹

27.) “Trump needs a new island so he can hang out with Bill Clinton- HEY it’s my last year”

23.) I like this Bruno aesthetic FAR more, this is OG

24.) ahhhh Lola just absolutely cannot believe she beat Lady Gaga and Sabrina and if I were in her shoes I’d relate because !!!

21.) oh that Michael Jackson movie looks so bad

22.) unrelated to the Grammys, my partner just told me that the Seahawks *will* be winning the Super Bowl in a suspiciously decisive voice. what do they know.

19.) Lady Gaga’s headpiece looks like something I’d have outfitted my Animal Crossing abode with

20.) little bit of an underwhelming performance from the Gags but the song is a smash so it’s fine

17.) ICE OUT

18.) would I be a fake fan if i said that this Noah Kahan song sounds *too* much like his previous songs

16.) I can’t even be surprised that Justin is up there playing with loop pedals in his drawers like that is exactly where we knew this would go

15.) Olivia Dean is so gorgeous and I hope she finds so much success.

13.) I unfortunately think Olivia Dean has anorexia, and in a tell-all in 2035 she’ll tell us about her first Grammy performance (because she will win more!)

14.) trying not to let that one woman on TikTok’s opinion of the sombr concert influence me but she’s right, he’s weird.

10.) Alex Warren is giving Mormon, and he‘s not impressing me live.

11.) Leon Thomas was impressive, and I immediately added that song to my latest playlist.

12.) Lola Young has the potential to have a generational sound + voice. I wish her the best in her mental health struggles 💚

7.) Addison Rae is the pop star in a movie. She doesn’t give real life. She’s so “girl in a movie”.

8.) this KATSEYE song is not for me. like I get it, I like a lot of unserious songs, but this is not one for me.

9.) ok but the dance for this song is sick. the performance > the song.

6.) Kendrick!!!!! I mean I’d have been a-ok with Tyler or GloRilla winning too though!!!!!

3.) Jelly Roll looks damp

4.) Trevor Noah’s Nicki/Donald joke was classico

5.) “Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber will be taking the stage to make moments everyone will be talking about tomorrow” is it 2010

6.) what do Billie + Finneas’s pins say? do they say ICE OUT???

so that I stop bugging my partner, here’s my Grammys thread—

1.) I like the song “APT.” but weirdly hated that performance. Not a fan of Rosé’s hair or Bruno’s Slash-inspired performance!

2.) Tyler, the Creator is dressed like Luigi (of Mario fame, not of murder infamy).

the $1500 I just spent on my car apparently didn’t fix the issue 🤪

a thing that’s fascinating to me is when people describe diseases as sentient. bacteria, viruses, cancer, etc don’t want to kill you. they don’t want anything. they’re not able to think. they reproduce the way their biology evolved to and that’s it.

Personally, I think that anyone who was sending friendly emails back and forth with Jeffrey Epstein or attending events with him post-2008 should be thrown into an active volcano.

also, I really hate how much IQ is being brought up lately! your worth is not based on your IQ, IQ is a flawed metric on an individual level, plenty of people with high IQs are emotionally unintelligent and/or evil, plenty of people with low IQs are lovely. stop being weird and ableist.