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Sassy McMelons

@sassymcmelons.bsky.social

A yankee in the South. 💋

31 Followers  |  46 Following  |  15 Posts  |  Joined: 26.02.2024  |  1.889

Latest posts by sassymcmelons.bsky.social on Bluesky

Maybe, you should just shut up.

14.06.2025 22:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Duh 🙄

23.05.2025 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My work puss.

12.03.2025 21:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wish I was living in a fairytale with you.

29.01.2025 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, I didn't tell you?

It must have been none of your fucking business then.

29.01.2025 14:39 — 👍 7    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

As best you can, ignore him.

21.01.2025 22:11 — 👍 87057    🔁 7351    💬 3445    📌 687

if it wasn’t for tangents I’d have nothing to go off on at all

18.01.2025 20:08 — 👍 82    🔁 27    💬 2    📌 0
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Ain’t that the truth!

19.01.2025 02:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

09.01.2025 20:12 — 👍 54    🔁 17    💬 3    📌 0
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Exactly 😒😒😒

09.01.2025 22:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Basically 😏

01.01.2025 16:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In case you were wondering 🤔

29.12.2024 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If these walls could talk, they’d tell me to break up with you.

18.12.2024 15:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“A wounded heart you gave. My soul, you took away. Good intentions, you had many, I know you did.”

14.12.2024 04:45 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Exactly! 😏

11.12.2024 14:02 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Morgan Freeman narrated my trip and fall down the stairs.

23.11.2024 06:18 — 👍 89    🔁 33    💬 2    📌 0

I still fucking love you. ~ Because, I’m classy

05.12.2024 15:04 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You can trust me.

I'm from the Internet.

04.12.2024 23:00 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

“I might like you better if we slept together.”

04.12.2024 02:02 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m in love with, love. *whispers, “not really.”*

02.12.2024 20:27 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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When you see your old Twitter friends have finally joined Bluesky:

11.11.2024 14:16 — 👍 81    🔁 19    💬 2    📌 1
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