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The Seattle Mariners

It's very simple, you need to learn a new skill - we're calling it a new form of engineering - so you can ask the computer questions that it can answer without looking stupid

Based on my restaurant experience I thought garnishing my wages would mean adding a little extra lettuce

the cold shiver of relief when you finally read work by someone with whom you almost hooked up and it's so mind-meltingly terrible you feel like you've avoided being hit by a train

I'd have gone with "someone up with whom you almost hooked"

The tweet from user exhaustdata says "You can tell that AI was used to generate this image because it's got that piss-yellow tint to it". The image is a crucifix submerged in some kind of liquid. The whole picture has a deep orange sheen. Kind of a Piss Christ

Parents upset about CPB and public media are worried about nothing. Soon edited versions of your kids shows will be on paid streaming platforms with ads 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻no problem

Me three months ago:

Ugh, "good name"

It regrew in the cave. The relic would have disappeared

Curvelo is such a good game for a pitcher

I could spend the whole day just posting different guys in the government that I hate and that things oughtta happen to. Call that abundance

A cop cried? Lmao

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

Hey, a whole new ballgame

Jacques Renault was always stealing my perfume counter employees

Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia eating spaghetti from a zipper bag with a plastic fork. There's a big stain on the left arm of his T-shirt

Condolences

Good luck 🤞🏻

👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻That's right

It's new sponge Saturday. Unwrap that blue beauty and get to scrubbing. Dishrag enjoyers stay silent 😶

Nope that's the one 🎯

Perhaps you also went even the blue and purple. One might speculate

Indeed!!

Pe-le-iadyau achileos

The quote tweet says "Reed college vindicated against all odd for refusing to ever open a “CS Department” and forcing every major to read the illiad" OP says "I am genuinely amazed at how quickly computer science has gone from being the generic major on campuses to something that pretty much no incoming student has any interest in majoring in."

A bunch of yarrow blooms in white, yellow, pink, and magenta

I didn't know yarrow came in different colors

That ain't not no funny to no one else neither

The crime group of reservoir dogs at the diner. Joe Cabot is holding the bill instead of his little black notebook but the joke still hits for everyone

My birthday is still about three weeks away in case anyone wants to write me a bawdy/salacious letter