Tamagotchi Rancher

Rich people are so fucking dumb, if a mysterious rich dude said hey would you like to come to my island and commit some crimes the odds of me falling for that are lower even than those for me following ethereal pipe music out into a fog on the moors.

NOW THEY ALL KNOW
BUT THE SAME THING ABOUT ME TOO

A lil pewter figurine of me, having eschewed the folly of science for the proven winner which is black magic. I've got my books out and my dragon perched, and I'm holographic zooming with the cat who is dressed as an emperor and can talk.

I understand you want me to return to the office, but i do not think you are PREPARED for me to return to the office.

Gonna wear this upside down on a sandwich board, and skydive head first into the superbowl astroturf at halftime

old-school tech journalist here with an answer to the question of why all these tech companies are playing nice with Trump

it’s because the ass is going to fall out of AI and literally everyone knows it

they’re overleveraged and prepping for favorable bailouts when the music stops

hope this helps

Why won't anyone lissssssten

BITCH YOU DARED TO SPEAK IT???????

Ow quit doin harms upon me, electric bro

Did anybody check to make sure they put the laws of robotics in the ais

Some of us weren’t “high-functioning.”
We were high-masking.
And no one saw the difference until we collapsed.

Yooo

A crossstitch about having a nice day despite knowing facts and information

A million jabronies suddenly cried out

Thank you!!

Can you tell me accounts you love that don't post news stuff?

(I'm still doing what i can!!)

wizard frog is praxis

I have done so much better as an artist and bookseller here than even on “good” Twitter. Trying to find the right space to “hustle” is like dancing on sand. You might carve out a spot, but one windy day…

Maybe we don’t need CEOs actually being ON their networks? Where’s OUR space? MY—space…

A woodcut style ink drawing of a Tardigrade: "Just because I can survive harsh conditions doesn't mean I should have to." (If anyone knows the artist, I'd love to make (a version) of this available for sale and can only find tumblr replies via tineye.)

God i love this movie

The graphic design of "Advanced Automation for Space Missions", the 1983 NASA technical report on future GIS systems, semi-autonomous space probes, and self-replicating factories, has such great vibes...

"They're really two sides of the same... well, more like two cheeks of the same butt"

I'm a neutral third party!

And just a fun reminder, they were sent to destroy Earth

Taylor Swift is a Vogon

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

Roadside sign that says "Climax Julian next right."

I went here and everyone knew Garak

🥰🥰🥰🥰

Probably not! Here's one from last week 🤭

This post set my brain free. I finally started moving forward. Don't look at it too close, i am easily bullied

A very silly looking cat popping out of a cardboard box

Just a reminder: CAT