BitterOldPunk

when and if this nation figures out burritos it’ll be unstoppable

And Mir means peace

our tiny little town now has a donair place!

it’s right at The Bad Intersection tho, so i fear it is doomed by traffic flow

nonetheless i shall purchase a donair from them, provided I hit the lights in the correct sequence and am able to turn into their lot without causing a ten-car pileup

Me: I do not want to buy that book

savvy publisher: look, it has a sewn-in bookmark

me: sold

I don't know shit about curling but I know that that Canadian fellow sure did come of like a petulant blowhard

the swedes said you booped the thing, the tape sure looks like you booped the thing, it's the Olympics, just say "oops maybe I booped the thing" and move the fuck on

just graceless

Gen X is in full reunion-show bloom.

A friend is going to see Alice Donut tonight.

They’re playing Untidy Suicides of Your Degenerate Children.

What a time to still be alive.

i’m chuckling too but y’all know we need to be prepared to find out that brown hoodie kid is just a dick who looks for any excuse to punch people and lucked into a worthy target, but then again are any of our motives truly pure

“Donner party of six your table is now available.”

“… it’s five, actually”

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No Dragonbane this morning. 😒

guess i’ll just pet this cat and read the Pendragon rulebook

someone has to do the fundamental research, that’s how scientific knowledge progresses

“You’re going to get in trouble.”

“OK.”

weird how snorting cocaine off a toilet seat made neither me nor anyone else who was in that stall at the time an expert on public health

I supply the mirth by mocking their failed death rolls, it’s a rollicking good time

A pen and ink cartoon of a bespectacled walrus smoking a meerschaum pipe thinking “maybe it will happen today”

Happy Friday the 13th

mood
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Medieval woodcut of vaguely horse-and-rider -shaped rock with the caption "when she saw she must be overtaken she shaped herself horse and man by enchantment unto a great marble stone"

TFW ur about to be overtaken

slacker

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the only good thing Gene Simmons ever did (and it was unintentional) was to inspire Abbath, who is also a big huge idiot, but in a less repellent way

YouTube video by Camper Van Beethoven - Topic Fayettenam

they call it the Kwik Klean Karwash

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You’re an asshole, your band was chock full of assholes, and your entire career depended on Paul Stanley’s looks and Ace Frehley’s chops. Fuck you Gene Simmons.

TIL there are people who don’t automatically put everything in dark mode

because they are crushing your skull with their heavy awesomeness

we don’t need the Go-Go’s, we’ve got Die Spitz

Will Simulate Apophenia For $$$, No Coherent Theory Of Mind Required

We Also Paint Faces On Rocks!

goals

*wookiee

reality is so fucking stupid, who writes this shit

there are so many attractive ones to choose from, it’s hard to pick just one

i don’t want to be that “hey you can make great yogurt at home in your Instant Pot” guy because i have never not once actually done that BUT i am married to @elizarde.bsky.social who DOES do that and it really is great yogurt and feels like stealing because holy shit good yogurt prices these days