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Do I have to go to college to be an Igor or is that like an apprenticeship type thing

Mega Number find puzzle book, similar to word finds, but with numbers.

How much Tylenol did my Mom take while pregnant with me?

This much.

So was Gotye hanging dong in that video or what?

Free speech is only for hate; not the truth

Why does Megan Thee Stallion make that noise that The Count from Sesame Street when she raps? Has anyone ever seen her and The Count in the same room, at the same time?

This cracker on cracker violence must end.

Coming up next on Lightning K 105, today’s top music, is Sabrina Carpenter with her new single “Short ‘n Horny”. This is her follow up to “I’m not tall and will fuck your boyfriend”.

Stay tuned for the e-bike giveaway sponsored by Moores Buick, GMC Dodge on the belt line!

Terry Bollea is screaming the N-Word as loud as he wants in Hell rn

Had a phone pollster asked me who I voted for in 2024 and that wasn’t weird or anything.

I’m fine with the government covertly tracking my every move, but I am not just going to give it to them so I can get more speeding tickets

What else are they for?

This whole Elon v Trump thing is like laughing at two cops arguing over who’s turn it is to shoot a dog that’s actively mauling a child to death

Rollin in with that “happy Friday eve, motherfuckers” energy

My favorite thing about NPR’s “Morning Edition” is that at least once an hour, Steve Inskeep modulates his voice like he spilled coffee everywhere and doesn’t want anyone to know.

I am just my cats Service Human and it really puts things into perspective.

On Derby Day, there are two types of Kentuckians:

1. You grew up with money and care what happens in the Derby

2. You grew up poor and have to go pick strawberries with Grandpa because “ain’t no horse ever done anything for me that I wanted it to do”

Society’s continued acceptance and promotion of Dave Grohl is what’s keeping us in the dark ages.

Is a podiatrist just an official pedicurist?

When is the next Crazy Frog album dropping?

AI is the devil until you want to look like a tubby anime character

When Elon blows up those two folks stuck in space, at least they’ll be dead on Earth instead of stuck in space anymore I guess.

Did stuff happen recently? I was watching Reacher murder people in the name of the law

Gmail inbox with an email from Threads with the subject that reads “You have unread Threads”

Yeah, and they’re gonna stay that way, too

Cooking things in an air fryer is more about vibes than following instructions

Chappell Roan No Money

Every time the #Bills pull something off, Romo sounds like someone died

Watching the rest of the NFL playoff games like “I just hope everyone has a good time” since the Lions choked and I don’t have anything to live for anymore

With RedBox gone, I have no idea

The children need to see my lukewarm takes on sports and references to 30 year old movies