Victoria X🏳️‍⚧️Ray

My favorite thing about creating and owning characters is that I can just be needlessly cruel to them for no reason and nobody's allowed to get mad at me.

In a similar vein, Duran Duran was a club band from the very beginning, and they recorded their own extended mixes for clubs to play. But they didn't just remix it to make it longer, they would recompose the song to be longer and rerecord the whole thing from scratch.

Jesus to his disciples:

my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though

BDSM Test, but Fort Minors one hit

Got my test results back

welcome to transgenderism! we have:

dehumanization fantasy (animal)
dehumanization fantasy (robot)
dehumanization fantasy (corpse)
dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis)
dehumanization fantasy (womanhood)

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

Repost is not Attracted to 14 year olds A guy with a pepperoni pizza

Bill Kezo meme to ease the pain

Eugene Victor Tooms, eat your liver out

my five year plan involves growing demon horns, a tail, and sucking people off to extend my lifespan

We need the zinc for other stuff

Paris Jack in Wolfenstein: The New Colossus is "a brawler, a cutter, a true-believin' anarchist and one hell of a clarinet player."

But that is admittedly one side character, all told the game is remarkably socialist for a AAA American-made game.

1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia

2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line

3) Never start a flamewar with someone whose occupation on Wikipedia is "novelist, short story writer, playwright, poet, literary critic, professor, editor"

God forbid a woman have hobbies

don't listen to the inner voice preaching caution. drink the fourth iced coffee and ascend

RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit

Your having a wife that puts prose like this to quilt makes Gossamer the Southern Gothic kid feel more congruous with the rest of Swan Boy now.

Floor drugs have always been the best drugs

A tiny little floofy white dog that looks like it weighs five pounds sopping wet sits very polite looking slightly nervous in a little clear raincoat with blue pipping. Next to a foot ignore the foot

Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass

It should be illegal to be this tired.

We use her a lot in stories she and I do together, give her a gnarled and genetically mutated 35 cm hog. An absolute weapon. Because COME ON, LOOK AT HERRRRR

lol

Moira came out a few months after I did to my wife, and good God did we latch onto her as stealth transbian rep.

You look at her and tell me this a cishet woman with a man at home.

When bae is looking cute, and then also starts talking about Deleuze and Guattari.

Powerful new antibiotic that can kill superbugs discovered in soil bacteria Nature - Surprise discovery could pave the way for new treatments against drug-resistant infections.

By studying the process through which a soil bacterium naturally produces a well-known drug, scientists have discovered a powerful antibiotic that could help to fight drug-resistant infections

go.nature.com/4hJ4d7K

A third plane has struck Dick Cheney

Smirking dick Cheney

Happy Election Day. Some people really meant it when they said they were gonna leave if Mamdani won.

and the best part about all of this? the yankees don’t get to experience this feeling

Get rotated idiot

ACAB includes Jesse Faden