Adam

Had a really strange sensation when driving this morning. Going round a bend to a slip road it felt like it wasn't getting closer. I was doing 70 and it was a 200ish yards away but although driving towards it, it never felt like it was getting closer. Like I was being imperceptibly reset in time.

Every Winter Olympic event looks like a game thought up by kids that their teachers eventually have to ban on the playground.

Not as fun as those two conversations suggest.

Its not even the first time someone in office has made a dildo comment that I've decided against replying too. One of the engineers was telling me about the works night out at some bingo type thing and that she won she won a massive dildo saying, "What am I meant to do with that?!"

I didn't answer.

It was definitely a new one on me. Caught me completely off gaurd, was about to attempt a reply but could already hear the call from HR.

Just heard the most uexpected turn of phrase.

Chatting to a woman in the office, don't know her really, but quite senior so was reaching for some safe small talk & ended up talking about the Winter Olympics.

She said she couldn't do ski-jump as she would end up "landing like a sack of dildos".

Thanks for the rec. Had difficulty booking some places due to it being valentines day but managed to get into Shebabs! Very nice but yes traffic was chaos around there.

It's either:

"I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend, what if something's on TV and it's never shown again."

OR

"She's a tear that hangs inside my soul forever."

[an olympic skating pair finishes their routine]

me: wow that was amazing

the commentator: what a shame

Strangely I seem to be doing better with hard mode? I must just be better with greys and purples I have no doubt this is going to throw up a 'colour blind' spot.

This might be the greatest thing shared on here in a long time.

44.28 out of 50 score for a colour matching game

Why do i feel like im about to be flappy bird-ed...

I have no real interest in doing drugs myself but I am addicted to reading forums about people's experiences with Salvia.

News article about Night Showering.

...deserves a quiet night.

I feel like Lionel Richie has very different Sunday mornings to me.

Thank you. That's sounds great!

Thank you. I'll have a look into those. Much appreciated.

Thank you. That's a big help, sounds like city centre might be safer than the extra taxi ride out.

Thank you.

I need to find somewhere for a curry on the evening as people wanted a balti but just had a look and that looks perfect for the daytime before. Thank you.

Anyone from Birmingham? Heading down in a few weeks with a group. I need to book somewhere for food after an event so late ish say 9pm. Is the Balti triangle still worth the hike out of the centre or is there somewhere as good in the centre people would recommend? It's years since I was last there.

Lift button that says "lift coming" which is funny to me.

Going down?

Just finished putting my son to bed: So many children's books are awful, especially when written to rhyme. Just so low effort, it's like they've never been read out loud before publishing.

But…

The Cafe at the Edge of the Woods and the new prequel The Cave Downwind of the Cafe are incredible.

Thank you. That's really useful.

Thanks, yeah wondered what the colder impact was. That's not bad. Yes looking to get a charger installed if I do it. The fuse box in on the inside of the front wall so hopefully a straightforward install.

I assumed they would be but hen saw some clips of them towing larger trucks on snow. I tend to avoid driving and work from home the rare times its that bad though.

Yeah if I can do two days it will work i guess. Very rarely do long trips and tend to split them of i do

Anyone gone full electric car? I need to change mine and I'm getting pushed EV from every angle. I do 80 miles a day minimum but guess as long as I can get home each day theater not an issue.

Any regrets?

Yes, its been good to be away from it mostly.

Yes it was a big help when I tried stepping back from social media to realise