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The 90s: When you could still find porn in bushes but could no longer find bushes in porn.

So good. Worth it for the set design and effects alone.

I'm not even a massive fan of the show but just seen Stranger Things: The First Shadow and fucking wow!

When town planning goes wrong.

I keep looking at this above the bar and thinking there's probably something funny to say about it. But honestly I just can't think what it is. Im not sure why; has the ability gone or just the will. Perhaps something has died in me... possibly in all of us.

Massive church obstructing view of lower cloud coverage.

Someone's built a bloody massive church in front of what would've been a lovely view from the new office.

All fine, thank you. Just have no sense of direction at the best of times. Left anfmd right mean nothing to me.

Also when did people just start eating boiled eggs with their bare hands in public.

What happened to shame?

Call me old fashioned but an egg is something that should be eaten in the privacy of your own home.

Bus replacment between Darlington and Doncaster and now the tubes are off where I need to get so will to have to try and walk from closest one still on. Left the house at 2pm after a wedding yesterday. I'm very tired, and could do without walking around London in the dark with my sense of direction.

I suspect this is going to be the first year we start to see people in the UK attempt to refer to autumn as 'Stick Season' and claim they always have. It's really going to test my ethical beliefs on crime and punishment.

I have to go to London for a few days next week. Stranger Things The First Shadow has been suggested for something to do? Anyone been? Is it worth it after a busy day or just head for food instead. I watched the first couple of seasons but otherwise hadn't heard of this.

A pack.of two bread buns with the tag Giant White Baps.

A challenging wank but at least I didn't need to have my ID verified.

My local Indian Restaurant The New Bengal was burnt down a few years back. When it reopened they renamed it: The New New Bengal.

Just read a story that it's been taken over and the new owner has some 'new' plans for it... They've got to haven't they?!

LinkedIn job posting by greggs (the bakers) for a 'quality assurance technician'.

You call it what you want Greggs but this is clearly a job posting for a sausage roll taster. Expect my CV today.

I have to walk past 4 pubs and a chip shop on my way to the gym. But here I am. Really impressed with myself as I didn't think I could lift anything while this drunk. The battered sausage must've soaked it up.

They really are. Coincidentally I was listening to another song this morning for the first time that had the line, "Funny how a melody sound like a memory."
Good Morning, June. Hope all is well with you today.

Anyway, thank you spotify shuffle, Radiation Vibe is still very much a vibe.

I often wonder if I still haven't heard my favourite song but I wonder how many songs I love I've already heard for the last time?

Preferable to the possible alternatives

It's right though, can't remember when I used one. Not like I've gone cashless. StiIl pay for things with cash in bars & shops etc. Which begs the question: Where is the cash coming from? Is that why my brain is making me think about it? Am I losing consciousness and doing things for cash in hand?

Brains are strange things. I've been having spells of death anxiety recently. So often find myself thinking about the impacts of it etc. but then randomly my brain will just slip out of it and think "Hey, we haven't used a cash machine in I dont know how many years!"

I read a book recently about aging. There was a quote that people get old when they stop thinking about the future, their dreams and aspirations.

I think there's another indicator of the tipping point though. It's when hearing the music of your adolescence makes you feel sad rather than happy.

Greggs bacon sandwich with a lot of bacon. Maybe 6 slices.

Last bite of a greggs bacon on sandwich with a lot of bacon.

I wasn't sure but recently thought the blonde, tattooed woman in greggs might be flirting. This morning when I walked in she said I saw you coming so I've put your coffee on.

Now, I'm not very good at picking up or reading signals but... this was the bacon sandwich she made me:

Night cap.

On reflectiion it might've actually been too hot for camping up a hill. My emergency jelly babies have melting in my bag into a John Carpenter-esque mess.

Both work.

Yeah, exactly. How do you go home to your family after doing it.

Though the, "LET'S GO, <player>! LET'S GO!" is particularly shite and drags on unbelievably long for a five word sentance.

It's tough to choose what the worst type of this 'make it about me' prick-ery is but I'd offer up as contenders:

"COME ON RONNIE!" - Snooker

and

"COME ON TIM/ANDY!" - Tennis

Basically loud, uninvited, instructions to come on people.

Genuinely dont know how I feel about this: On one hand I think sports people who want to play in front of large crowds should be able to do it with out expecting silence.

But on the other hand when there is silence the person who waits for appluse to stop then shouts something should be executed. 🤔