Danny Scoops

fuck yeah

tucson deez nuts

U.S. President Barack Obama revealed possible plans to privately perform "Gangnam Style" for his spouse Michelle Obama.[141][142][143][144]

still no updates here

Working on my first novel

not much to sing about these days, huh

i'm glad that jesse plemons is getting movies

I need to know what the church's official stance on this is before I say anything

i'm a loosey goosey guy

I wish I could screenshot a feeling

at what stage of my life does the hilarity ensue

what the hell did i think i do with this

drop the @ girl let's make the horrors happen

it's still incredible social commentary and just straight up great show despite it all, that so many people aside from him worked on. a joy that i can no longer share with my friends because they can't stop themselves from fighting other people's fights

it's really a shame how quick are people to turn their backs on someone when they get into a controversy, like sure yeah Brian Jordan Alvarez is sketchy but he still makes great shit like yall are so missing out on English Teacher season 2

writing a love letter to fast food

that one iphone user in the friend group who will send photos from the hangout in some fucking lovecraftian format that you have to take through three file converters to open

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

(switching to English, surprised) You... understand the Nightspeech?

I can be various...

man i don't give a shit do we really not have any better questions to think about

i don't have any stances at all dog, whatever's going on is going on i don't want no part of that

two photos of me in the mountains, whichever one is more to your liking

I would've hired you immediately if I was click hole

I forgot to attach my CV to the carefully ai-prepared e-mail. The one fucking thing i had to do myself. I am the dumbest dumbass.

like yeah it's a waste of energy for 99% of things they advertise it for, but jesus christ isn't it useful when it's useful

dude say what you want but isn't it a fucking godsend to have been born in time when i can just chatgpt a work email instead of wasting an hour worrying about fucking up a formality

thank you Kegg for liking my posts I want you to know I appreciate you

you're just mad because you're angry

i have a file on my computer where i write things
when i finish it and publish it somewhere i think it will win me a pulitzer