a world champion dad joke
setup: NEWS: francesca gino today filed a $25 million defamation lawsuit against Harvard and Data Colada
punch line: if she subpoenas Colada, she'll be caught and arraigned
this goes in dad joke valhalla. i'm DELIGHTED.
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once again, the *tilapia* are washing the cars. free labor, economics 101
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Great I need a new niche for my niche
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๐ do they allow titties on this thing?
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Also, trading tilapia for an unlimited car wash subscription and reselling the washes won't work for long.
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@samesadecho.bsky.social hasnโt spoken to me since I said his idea to farm tilapia in a tank in his basement was a terrible idea
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