Father Tim

I'm 75% water and the rest is cheese and anxiety

For I am a cardigan full of bees.

i'm too jaded and irritable to start all over again on yet another platform so if this place implodes i'll simply join floyd on the balcony and while he growls at passing dogs i'll yell out what would have been random shitposts at their owners

Imagine if they came out dressed in a little Gi 🥋

😂😍🤣

Did they work? What am I saying, nobody can resist Hicksy mind magic 😂

*Kisses you on the forehead*

Any and all political discourse should begin and end with a forehead kiss.

*Kisses you on the forehead*

My pup Hicks leaning on a park bench.

It’s been five days since I’ve had a banger explode, so here’s a picture of Hicksy for you..
He was trying his Jedi mind tricks on me to get a sausage.
x

Hiring an escort to do that thing* I like.

* tuck me in.

😂🤣🤣

🥳🎉🥰

Unleash the ninja puffins!

Release the submarine monkeys!

Drape me across your shoulders like a sexy animal hide.

✋🏼

😂🤣 I'll take my signals from you and Floyd. Bark once for here, twice for Mastodon.

After reviewing the instant replay, the like is withdrawn.

My mom is going through her rebellious teenager phase.

😂🤣❤️

It's a decent compromise (and certainly the best offer I'm getting) 😂🤣🥰

Bats are just Halloween butterflies. 🦇✨

You're a fine chap & if Bluesky sinks, I shall go down on her with you... wait...

Shadow shopping.

Following someone around the grocery store grabbing one of everything they grab.

would you be comfortable having a golden retriever-size snail in your backyard ?

i would

it would take some getting used to but eventually i'd be fine with it

Yes,same. I think I might even try to grow very large lettuce for them to snack on.

*I* liked this, or was it the WORM?

Sounds ace 🤩🎁🥳

I don’t know what’s going on with Bsky right now, but the Discover line indicates troubles.

If tomorrow you’ve all disappeared, please know that I’ve cherished this time with you.
Thank you for being yourself (or the version you wanted to share), and letting me be myself.
Love always, GrabTheWeness

There are no more words for today.
👻🐶❤️

Our American Bulldog Hicks enjoying the safe field as the sun sets.

Just grabbed a few new pictures of Hicks for his fans.
It can’t all be doom all the time, right?
#TakeAMinuteOff