@timfather.bsky.social
Head of (off-world) Shapes Department for colouring in Not a priest. And my name's not Tim Puffins: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri 🔞 He/Him, UK
Who up lamenting loss
10.02.2026 03:56 — 👍 23 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0Cake subtext? Sorry I'm being dim.
09.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't know how spectacular it is.
09.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🫶😔🙏
09.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have your people contact my people 🙏
08.02.2026 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Needs more weapons.
08.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(Winter Olympics commentator voice): The grace, the style, the sheer elan, and that degree of difficulty...
*Puts a second entire french fancy in my mouth*
Glad tidings for this Monday morning. Things can always be worse. I'm not sure how exactly but if recent times have shown us anything, life can and will find a way. Don't stop believing. And so forth.
08.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 51 🔁 21 💬 4 📌 0Bicep flexes after every shot. Not even watching the result.
08.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I want to see an ice dancing routine set to Once In A Lifetime, complete with Big Suit
08.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0So dapper in his jacket! 🤩
08.02.2026 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🙏 Thanks for the morale boost 😂😂🤣
08.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0TWCFtM 🌕
08.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thumb war?
*puts your thumb in my mouth*
Thith I wim?
Here, a cornucopia sat upon a smorgasbord, wrapped in a feast, supported by 4 charcuterie boards. No squirrel should go hungry!
07.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Four more than I managed 🏆
07.02.2026 18:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never.
07.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He's my nemeesis. My nemmysis. 😬
07.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ahh.... womens ski jump. so pure, untainted by textile chicanery or penis enlargement tactics
07.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 1617 🔁 123 💬 8 📌 24There's the speaking to spiders; and communing with the Nythe. You also do a good squirrel impression.
07.02.2026 08:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I didn't cry.
07.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was in a hurry to get to the gift shop & all of my socks have dinosaurs & some of them are really hard.
07.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😂😂🤣
07.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😭😂🤣
07.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get him Floyd, he ate your dinner!
07.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Paired up my dinosaur socks wrong and now the security guard at the museum won't let me in to buy my stickers.
07.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 20 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0This photo is awesome 🤩
06.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No notifications, or as the French call it, "la petite mort"
05.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 79 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0A rough day at the ministry was, on reflection, preferable to rough days in the factory, but Wimpleton Granary still sighed as he settled into the boxy leather winchester that was his favourite chair, and took a long slug from a short glass.
06.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0he’s a 10 but his train of thought lacks locomotion
03.02.2026 03:51 — 👍 24 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
