goblin 🧌

brewers vs blue jays world series. calling it now. i also think the brewers are gonna put up a good fight but the blue jays are winning the WS

she’s a 10 but you have to be disgustingly obsessed with her or it won’t work out

always

are there any other crochet stoners or am i the only one

maybe nepotism will pull through for me on this one 🙏 ((boyfriend’s step-dad is a big shot at my plant))

the writing is on the wall, i’m fucked lol. i’m still on probation with them cuz i’ve only been there a little over a month. oh well

IM FUCKING SAYING. my savings account is finally at four digits and you’re telling me i’m about to get laid off because i work in car manufacturing 😡😡😡

comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"

2024 YR4, count your days. we have jewish space lasers

wow, the parks and rec guy says some profound things 😦

idk, i don’t think i’d trust someone with my food if their rating is lower than 4 💀 there are some freaks out there. their score is low for a reason 🫣

currently a dasher. if your rating drops below 4.2 your account is deactivated 🫠

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A screenshot of a facebook post. The caption reads “High school student wins science fair. Proves native american recipe kills cancer cells in vitro”

A screenshot of the comments section under the facebook post. Commenters are expressing concern for the girl’s safety with this new discovery by her. One comment reads “If this is real, please protect this girl at all cost”

Another screenshot of the comments section under the facebook post. Commenters are still expressing concern for the girl’s safety with this new discovery by her. One comment reads “Looks like someone’s going to be abducted”

i think it’s probably a really good sign for the country that news of a potential cancer treatment is responded to with “don’t let the govt assassinate her”. really great country we have here

nah. they said what they said and they were right to say it. it’s no one’s fault but the ones who “tried” marxism/socialism and failed. marx died 40 years before stalin took power. it was up to the world to follow what he said and they failed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

this is what you’re greeted with after a long, corny ass fancam of himself. he literally looks evil like come on

not the people in the audience saluting back 😭 no one can convince me musk isn’t a nazi and didn’t know what he was doing

i think i only genuinely have like 8 followers. the other 53 are on that weirdo follow for follow shit. anyways, the 8 of you who do follow me fr, you’re so real for that, i’d follow me too 🫶🏻

so severance is probably gonna make me claw my hair out and honestly i’m ready. last night’s episode omg

#confession i’ve only ever actually completed 1 video game. i have a bad habit of getting frustratingly close to the end of a game and just… never playing again lmao

dudes will see this and be like “damn. what a play”

can’t find romance like this anymore

no, i think opponent was an appropriate word

Screenshot from Sky Guide showing Jupiter and its moons’ location at 8:39pm

A photo taken by me using my phone showing Jupiter and the two moons Callisto and Ganymede

An official rendition of the Orion Nebula and nearby stars in color

Another photo taken by me with my phone. The colors are slightly edited to show a more detailed shape of the Orion Nebula.

the base iphone 16 has a kind of crazy camera on it

now the jimmy carter is dead… that means the oldest living US president is currently in office…

no spoilers please

saw that shit with my own eyes. ON CHRISTMAS EVE. smh

global warming is real cuz why tf was there a tornado in houston yesterday. it’s DECEMBER

smoked with my sister and boyfriend. never kill yourself 🙏

and then the nukes bounce off my force field and hit you instead BOOM