How are they doing this without USAID or Victoria Nuland’s cookies

Operation Idiot Sicario is very dangerous because once you’ve decided to missile random boats rather than interdict them you’ve ignored the advice of every good person in your organization and ensured your kill chain is exclusively staffed by the most evil, malicious, or lazy bastards alive

Really setting up a "who must go" meme here hakeem

kwangtung army (CENTCOM) ✅
kempeitai (ICE) ✅
god-king (Trump) ✅
Minobe Tatsukichi (Trump v US) ✅
Takigawa Incident (Columbia U) ✅
Peace Preservation Law (BBB) ✅
Kokutai (DEI) ✅
2.26 (1.6) ✅
bushido ("lethality") ✅
Co-Prosperity Sphere (claims to Greenland) ✅
Nohonshugi (assaults on LA/NYC) ✅

the CIA has determined that China has produced a PowerPoint slide with at least twice as many words -- and perhaps as many as seven times as many -- as this one

But then whos flying the plane?

atleast someone got some bandpractise out of it. they're almost playing in time

"Mr Zelenskyy I just got off the phone with Putin and he told me he wants to do a ceasefire but he can't because you stole his big red ceasefire button, is that true? You have to give it back Mr Zelenskyy. I'm suspending military aid until you give back the button."

What’s UpMedia?

I love how the US considers like Cuba a mortal enemy forever beyond the pale of normalisation but Russia the infinite murder machine is just a misunderstood puppy who just needs one more scratch behind the ears no matter how many fingers it chews off.

you have to judge these things on a scale. Is it as big as George Clooney reporting that Biden is old? As big as Tim Walz mixing up what month he was in Hong Kong in 1989? As big as ANTHONY WEINERS LAPTOP?

White house staff after pulling Taft out of the tub:

It's not just that "every accusation is a confession"; it's also that every accusation is a RATIONALIZATION. The lie that the other side is rigging elections rationalizes vote suppression. The lie that legitimate investigations are "weaponizing government" is the excuse to weaponize government.

I will never "present evidence" in a court proceeding. It's not my job to educate you

it is darkly funny to me that twitter ended up being real life after all

Hi hello

for sociopaths and narcissists, politics is when you pretend to care about other people. rejecting politics is when you embrace your hateful, reactionary human nature.

Carl Benjamin tweets: "It was delicious." The tweet shows two photos: one of a steak cooking in a shallow non-stick pan; the other is of the same steak plated. The meat is gray in both images.

carl hates immigrants so much he won't even brown his steak

It's already been undeclared

I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE ALL MEN ARE BROTHERS

This is fucking nuts