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Honestly it used to be that no matter where you were in the world you would probably bump into someone listening to the world service. The British state had an open line into minds across the world, and apparently no one in the government had sense to realise how beneficial that was. Infuriating.

15.02.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I ran a brewery I would simply make a beer that was actually enjoyable to drink

14.02.2026 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is like when I made a joke about Dr Oetker sounding like a stereotpical nazi, then actually googled it

14.02.2026 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this the first time in history that the guy talking about his improv class wasn't the worst person in a conversation?

13.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My god I love this scene so much. Bob Hoskins had such an amazing presence.

12.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol banned for saying "it's happening" after Musk posts 700 times about how depressed he is at 4am

12.02.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they just nuke his account? What did he even get banned for?

12.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Constantly disagreeing with your own tepid takes is the pinnacle of centrism

11.02.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giuseppe Calzone
Manuel Empanda
Gyoza Kenji

10.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This must be sexual for him or something, I feel like he's been edging that he is about to do the thing for the best part of a decade

09.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I liked this post but also I think you should delete it

09.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a British lawyer with very good hearing

09.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao this is so bafflingly wrong

09.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Google+ was great and as soon as they realised what they had made they killed it

08.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Starmer one again fails to make a decision and has to wait for someone else to make it for him

08.02.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favourite ever one was the Pol Pot Vs Saddam Hussain episode (already just an absolute banger of a thing to put on TV) where they couldn't check the gel body because after they blew it up it got swarmed by bees.

07.02.2026 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like this has got to be the house that the police are currently raiding right?

06.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope everyone says it like The Mask

06.02.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get a lot of play out of my "I have held a picasso" story, which is ruined by people sharing that a lot of his work is bullshit like this

05.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This cunt is still twatting about?

05.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get a bun from Fitzbillies

05.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Haha I just heard it was down again so was not prepared for the graph

05.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your "Epstein Number" is the number of hops between you and someone sending a chummy email to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein

05.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 397    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 86

Lol fuck don't do this to me dude, it's only 3

05.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[first guy to discover T. Rex fossil] this is a terrible lizard. just awful

05.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

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