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Beth Quitslund

@profqueue.bsky.social

Ren/Ref English literature professor and petty bureaucrat. Likes books, bibles, cats, doggerel, shiny objects. Wife, mom, friend to humans. Low-emoji vibe. Professional DMs only.

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This is your regular reminder that many different kinds of people live in every state and that death seems like a disproportionate consequence for being gullible in any case.

02.08.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg. Please cabal me.

02.08.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Friday night gin concurs.

02.08.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That too

31.07.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am mostly amused that the General Assembly thinks that students complete SETs.

31.07.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Therefore, as of June 27, Ohio law requires SETs to count for at least 25% of annual teaching merit evaluation at public institutions.

31.07.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, it is actually a way to assure that there will be no reports of antisemitism. Kind of genius.

31.07.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh, there were plenty of times I would have been grateful to be able to find their damn shoes.

31.07.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello, I am a female academic expert in a humanities field in a film. I am 28 and I wear glasses and attractively high heels. I translate old manuscripts written in very clear characters. My classes do not meet at any time that interferes with the action, regardless of how long that takes.

29.07.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems too subtle a payoff for this administration.

28.07.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And, assuming Ohio is not an outlier, with counterfactual assumptions about how anything actually works on a large university campus.

28.07.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The department chair is in, really

27.07.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kids seem to demonstrate this all the time.

27.07.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Michael Roth has distinguished himself by speaking out, forcefully & publicly, again & again, against the authoritarian assault on higher education. The cowardice & silence of nearly every elite R1 president, in contrast, is striking & shameful. And it hasn't worked & will continue not to work.

26.07.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah, I was reaching back on that one.

26.07.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is baffling and infuriating to watch this happen. All I can say is that propaganda is most effective when it confirms a preference, like "I would rather drive to work car" or "I would be more comfortable if my sense of how my own gender works were to be unquestionable."

25.07.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or possibly a first -year grad student who needs an intervention

25.07.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This

25.07.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who can hear when they are reading, really?

23.07.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d say that @stephencolbert.bsky.social is (with the lone exception of @maddow.msnbc.com) the most brilliant, humane person I’ve encountered in broadcasting. His mind works faster than anyone else’s at a level of sophistication that is unmatchable. Genuinely a generational talent.

18.07.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 35565    πŸ” 5623    πŸ’¬ 917    πŸ“Œ 287
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Decades of mechanistic talk about university degrees as if they were bundles of 'skills' and 'prep' are about to be proved completely wrong (obviously). Want to get a real boost? Do History or English.

13.07.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4063    πŸ” 1124    πŸ’¬ 214    πŸ“Œ 286

This one can only be considered trolling IMHO

13.07.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For a sec I thought you were referring to @bencollins.bsky.social and even if you wanted to go after him, the choice of pejoratives seemed really weird

12.07.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Long slow clap

12.07.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, he seems to genuinely believe that. The one thing needed to convince Trump of the existence of God was for God to unambiguously acknowledge Trump's exceptionality.

12.07.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So sorry about your puppy.

12.07.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I live and work in Appalachian Ohio in an unrelated professional field and I know *exactly* where I was on Jan 6 as I desperately tried to find more immediate news. In fact, that is the day I became an active Twitter user.

12.07.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nazi

12.07.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats famously embraced Cain's message in 2024

11.07.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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