Jaye | Sparkling & Dark

If I ever found Ice Cube passed out in my kitchen, I’d just kick him under the fridge.

Feeling more shapeshifter than human lately and that’s sexy AF.

Poet, compose thyself.

Racoon: what is this stuff?

Me: it’s our garbage

Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?

Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it

Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then

I'm working on a recipe for a beer, but so far it's just a rough draught

My softness is my power.
My clarity is my compass.
My blanket castle is invite-only.

a window in san francisco with a handmade sign that says I AM A LITTLE UPSET

saw this while walking the dogs and same, neighbor, same

Rotting is sacred. ✨🍄🍃💫

a sourdough starter is just an artisanal tamagotchi for modern millennials

i stay groovy by drinking a lava lamp every morning for breakfast

I used to pretend to be asleep so my dad would carry me in from the car but last week he hurt his back

A close proximity office romance with Chat GPT.

This day in history. 1534. Explorer Jacques Cartier reached Prince Edward Island where the enchantress Circe turned his crew into swine maybe I've been doing this too long.

*walking into a mattress shop*

me: I'd like one nap please

i've replaced the g string on my guitar so i can play you a thong

The Supreme Court: We're now applying the Constitution on a person to person basis.

i hope when i die my atoms become something cool like a narwhal or a molotov cocktail

When one door closes leave it closed are you trying to cool the whole neighbourhood?

we can’t all be empaths some of us have to wield the blade

A white American pelican on a body of water

did you know that we have pelicans in Wisconsin??

spotted this one yesterday on the Fox River in Green Bay

learn more about the amazing recovery of this species here: www.jsonline.com/story/sports...

Uh oh... she's listening to Chopin. Shit's about to get DARK.

*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*

Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this son of York

schadenfreudescrolling

Tweet from @tomgara Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she’d recognise the look but not the name etc, and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

Sea

Very young burrowing owl still covered in down peeking out from the burrow.

Good morning! 🪶

Whispering Woods oracle card by Jessica Le "The tallest oak tree once started as a seedling. Don't be afraid to start something new."

Good morning, Witches of every magickal aura. #WitchSky #OccultSky #WitchAlt

That’s enough, I shouted, as the bride’s vows went into a fourth bullet point.

Put the phone down and enjoy life, she posted while live streaming a mindfulness tutorial with three filters on.