Jonely Bonely

May I live to see the day.

Yes I suppose it is.

Ok but I would fr eat the hot dog.

He should have to wear the same rug Shatner did.

What does that even mean. Like a squirrel pelt loin cloth?

So no wax or no shaving or what

Is that like manscape

You better hope that guy never gets hold of a rocket launcher.

A white van with the words “Rack Slabbath BBQ” on the side in black with the caption “pork butts gathered in their masses, slapping sauces on fat asses”.

I got nothing. This is genius.

I’m not going to say anything that will get me a visit from the sunglasses and earpiece people. But good gravy.

Dear God, if you will do a Peter Thiel / Gawker type deal here I will consider us even for that one.

I wonder if she has access to any good lawyers? Hope she doesn’t have to set up a go fund me.

Nobody wants sand in the hoo hah.

I LOVED it. The series they made was ok too but TV can’t do exposition like an author can.

My favorite album of theirs.

A dingo gave me rabies

Is this true @hontdog.bsky.social

Not like anybody was using it

From white Americans, for white Americans.

Picking my battles and the goddamn moon isn’t one of them.

Like I give a shit

Fuck it, let them blow up the moon. Whatever.

😂🤣🤣

Sshh, he’s summoning Dr. Bigbootay

Legends are made, not born.

Fly guy from I’m gonna git you sucka, in full pimp regalia.

Flyguy approved.

Randomly my brain started playing “panties on my nudes” to the tune of Farmer in the Dell.

What, like Larry Ellison’s yacht?

Oh shit the crab put the skin up for sale on fiverr! It’s -$5.00

Women can’t have anything! Should be Shedick.