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typing "bill clinon" and then "shaque" and then a five comma ellipsis is a real hat trick. it looks like one of those ee cummings poems buried way deep in the back of an anthology

stop being mean to chuch shummer 😡

ever since young age I am passionate about Software Update (constant interruption allowing me to contemplate, very long anticipation while installing. verbose dialog about it after. and all the rest) I Live To Update✌️

Saw the (very good) production of Oedipus on in nyc tonight and the people sitting behind me were audibly in shock when it started to become clear Jocasta is his mother. "Guy who's genuinely surprised that Oedipus fucked his mom" is a delightful thing to see in the wild. Like a rare bird

guy sitting on the sidewalk for hours tracing out writing in the air in front of him with his index finger. absolutely top-notch kind of guy. like a vision from a ginsberg poem

Zohran should keep Adams around to just like hang out in the room and say things

Schumer and Jeffries are next !! thank's

I had my political differences with Dick Cheney, but in person I found him warm, funny, a gracious host and surprisingly knowledgeable about music. Seeing The Jesus Lizard with him in 2009 was a blast, and he didn't hesitate to wade into the pit despite a few sidelong glances.

just had another bearded guy holler at me on the street about the wind blowing my beard about. he and i are now now bonded in mutual obligation the next time there's an axe-battle

It has been suggested that my novel, "Ten Draculas", owes much by way of inspiration to the Irish writer Bram Stoker and his earlier 1897 novel "Dracula". A deeply stupid claim. Mine has nine more Draculas.

AND ANOTHER THING

can't believe we all still have to pay taxes to these murderous fuckin cowards during this whole thing! shit sucks !!!

bamee take Asia away. green lit sign.

two very different ways to interpret this Munich airport restaurant

John Fetterman looks like something RFK Jr would eat

there's a cross-genre subclass of music i'd describe as "sounds like an original cast recording of a musical from the 2010s" and i simply cannot enjoy it

Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.

people online are constantly saying shit like "the average person is now post-literate and returning to medieval peasant mindset" while neglecting the corollary, namely that our elite aristos are once again scrying for angels, summoning demons, distilling elixirs of eternal life, etc.

the new Geese album is like if Van Morrison did so much Zyn it literally made him insane

[radio announcer voice] D-D-D-DIPSHIT NATIONNN

Is nobody seriously going to talk about this??

We need a Joe Rogan of the left

I AM THE DEATH SOUND
AND I HAVE CUT MY BODY

An excerpt from an interview with the director of The Graduate, Mike Nichols. "I interviewed hundreds, maybe thousands of men", Nichols admitted of the casting process per Vanity Fair, before his conversation with Redford turned out to be a short one. "I said, 'You can't play it. You can never play a loser'. And Redford said, 'What do you mean? Of course I can play a loser'. And I said, 'OK, have you ever struck out with a girl'. And he said, 'What do you mean?' And he wasn't joking."

My favourite Robert Redford story is the one about why he got rejected for the lead role in The Graduate. RIP to a real one.

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

well with different Gob Bluths in charge of every part of the US government right now I think we're in good hands

I am at the Nine Inch Nails show and goths are in line here to buy hot dogs

I was literally today years old when I learned that the universal matrix of violence may be harnessed? yes please! ☝️😜

Guy from Michigan witnessing the Plagues of Exodus: That’s not what ya want