purveyor of fake meats

Should’ve played climbing up the walls

Kim Gordon going soundcloud rap feels canon in a way I can’t describe

Ink that sets the paper ablaze once exposed to sunlight. Working on patenting this

It probably was just stale, but it does solidify my belief that only bad food goes viral (see also crumbl and freeze dried candy)

Looking up IB kids I knew from high school on ratemyprofessors to see if they’ve used their powers for evil

More like “stale three musketeers”

Tried some that was on sale a while back, it was very dry and weirdly chewy. Not what I was expecting, or maybe it was on sale for a reason

New Ratboys shreds

Every TV show that began after 2010 is just awful. Something off about all of them. Movies are still good tho

Every week I get progressively angrier about people here almost killing me with their cars. About to start throwing things at these mfs blowing through lights

If we could just get our messaging right we can finally convince your uncle to not be gleeful about this

I’m notoriously bad at watching tv but I can’t think of anything that hooked me as quickly as that one did. Perfectly consistent in tone with the rest of the mythology episodes, too

Rhymezone’s “words and phrases that rhyme with asshole: r/amitheasshole”

Just this year am I learning for the first time that the World Series is not a single day Superbowl-esque event and is instead several games. Who knew!

I tried to learn how to use it to budget last year and found it ridiculously confusing, then had to take over this big notion document at work earlier this year and it was a total blackbox to me how any of it worked. Fun and frustrating at the same time lol

If you watch enough urban planning videos on youtube they start giving you ads for AI girlfriends

Omega-6 maxxing

Harvesting the forbidden nugget

“I heart beaver” beaver in Beaver, UT

Utah has some of the most advanced public art in the country

Using the bulk of your iPhone’s processing power on rendering stupid refractions when all the people want is skeuomorphism! Give it back!

Tofu, as wet as possible please

Stepping into a Target in Colorado and being transported to a dimension where all the white people are blonde and over 6’5. Think it’s the nearby Mormon genes

Need to assemble an army of brazilian mufos to cover the entirety of clube da esquina with me

Yeah! I remember it took me a while to like them at the time because I didn’t think they were loud and screamy enough lol, very nostalgic for this specific era of emo bullshit now

I think I’ll take this advice! I could only name a couple of them offhand but I had Diary playing in my car all the time as a teenager lol. Probably been over a decade since I heard it at this point!

Every couple years I get the urge to listen to Pinkerton again and each time I make it until the first verse of Across the Sea and have to turn it off

Denver altitude has zapped the moisture from my brain and resolved much of my anxiety. It’s either that or lemon balm tea

Sorry I can’t talk right now I’m getting ridiculed by my peers

I’d say “oh how foolish we were” but mfs are going carnivore now so

There needs to be some historical grocery product database I can query... I want to see them