Caveman Sniffing Flower

missing laundry day and putting my padded fake butt underwear on backwards

Finished watching Conclave. Wonderful movie with only a couple issues:

1. No riddles like Da Vinci Code. Put in riddles and puzzles.

2. No musical interlude where B-52s perform 'Love Shack' for assembled College of Cardinals. GLARING omission.

@polycube.bsky.social this is what is up

@gooffkings.bsky.social Go Off K. Why You All Ways Miss My Comment I Do Something Wrong. ?

“The Gulf of America” thing is so stupid, it’s strangely comforting to me. I can’t really explain it. Maybe it’s that even if I end up being executed for the crime of virtue signaling I will have lived my life never, even at my stupidest, having been that dumb

I think his general behavior in Greek mythology is kind of asshole-ish.

who up thinkin about they lack of contribution to civilization?

I wake up, the grey light filtering through my curtains. I sigh. I turn over onto my shoulder, bleary eyes focus on the off-white wall, the dust, the cracks in the paint. I whisper to myself:

"I wish I was Alolan Dugtrio."

🌷 sniff sniff sniff sniff

ough!

the name change ray got me. it just clipped me.

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

Ouggghhhh I'm fucked up ouggghh I want a burger and they gave me a fuckin lollipop ugghhh oouughhhh and there's a Fog outside that swallows all thought and memory until you become just a shade lost forever in endless grey ouggghhhh a burger with mustard and ketchup ouggghhhh I'm fucked up oughhh

i want to be famous and get a biopic and insist they include this line

i will say back 'oh i just found it' and then i never play guitar in the film and later i save the earth from an asteroid

lots needs to happen in the next 5 years before i'm killed by that sasquatch

Watching the Superman teaser, I find myself kind of liking the idea of a comic book movie that isn't embarassed by the ridiculousness of comics and just says 'hell yeah, it rules how dumb this is!' instead.

pre bake can still get you pregnant

plant coded message

ha ha rock on man

Don't have time to read some kid's socks. I'm a go getter.

Just got my 'Medical History Wrapped 2024' from my doctor.

This year I loved:

- Hypertension
- ADHD
- The nagging, persistent decline of the flesh due to the inevitable slide towards entropy.

This year I didn't like:

- wait times :(

TheWhovilleGamedev

Aspirational.

Me, sitting in my yard with a rock in one hand and a sheet of graph paper: It's just not the same.

rock on man

The @gooffkings.bsky.social rock weighing stream is such a stupid idea and I'm already sitting here at 8:47 AM in mad that I'm going to be watching the whole fucking thing later.

this is a form of feedback. the machine has you.

I muttered fuck you aloud to myself reading this.

If they don't include Mayhem Mohel in season 1 I'll set myself on fire.

Oh shit I've been datamining Marvel Rival models and can confirm that the Hulk is circumcised.

This level of detail is unprecedented but to use it to flagrantly lie about the Hulk.

It's like "If This Be My Foreskin" arc from 1974 wasn't even CONSIDERED.

UNPLAYABLE.

#MarvelRivals